About your ass comment.
I know this isn’t a “proper mom thing” to say but here goes:

for the longest time you liked to show off your boobs on the blog
at times you would showcase them

But I always knew that it was your golden ass that most would be envious about.
Its this small, curvey, perfect bubble. with a dimple.
bum perfection.

Don’t go showing it around now that I’ve told you this.