Comments on: he’s a sleeper gay

By: anna

anna — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:31:30 +0000

oh lord… that tattoo belongs to one of my friends. i make fun of him allll the time for it haha

By: liz

liz — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:27:35 +0000

“now watch as the northern masturbating forest spider awakens to a new day”…excellent.

By: raymi

raymi — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:48:11 +0000

miss you so much

By: Rhonda

Rhonda — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:19:39 +0000

“yes. there’s a stripper pole at the cottage.”

Hahaha I Lots of Love’d at this. Anyways, home stripper poles have jumped the bearshark anyways, right? Maybe check with the hipsters to see if that’s true?

One time I dressed up in my (now) brother-in-law’s clothes in order to go hiking. I was so convincing as a gender-bender that my (now) husband refused to kiss me. That’s right, I can make straight guys PUKE when I gender bend! You at least looked hot. Sadface now.

Gorgeous lake by the way. I’m staying with my in-laws in a little town in Co. Kilkenny until the husb and I find a decent apartment in Dublin. The place is gorgeous, but everyone hates a nice story, right? I am nowhere near a lake or sea. I’m near a river though! I can’t see it from here! Plus I have some pretty sweet views of ball-less bulls in the field across the road. They’re called bullock, in fact! As for masturbating spiders, I don’t think they have those in Ireland. Closest thing I saw was the family puppy trying to get it on with a wild kitten he sniffed out in a bush. Disturbing, but so cute. Yesterday I told a joke to an ex-hippie in the local pub and he doubled over laughing. Another pint later I explained to the entire pub what a mandingo is. Don’t ask. Love you. R.

By: Phronk

Phronk — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:08:30 +0000

I’m not a dentist either but I read the back of the box on those Crest white strip things, and it says they work best on unbrushed teeth. So if you bring those to a cottage, you’ll have nasty breath and rotten teeth, but at least they’ll be white.

By: Jacki

Jacki — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 03:08:02 +0000

Also not a dentist, but a dental assistant, you shouldn’t go more than a day without brushing your teeth. Plaque starts forming 5 mins after you brush your teeth, add in all the natural sugars and acid from the food you eat and the ph balance in your mouth is fucked. That white clumpy plaque can form on your teeth within 24 hours……… ewww.

By: Pierre Savoie

Pierre Savoie — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:41:38 +0000

Hahaha a phone booth, please please please tell me it was still fitted with a rotary dial and never changed over. Our kids will think cellphones are retarded, they IMPLANT their phones, are never without it, never out of range, but upgrades always leave a scar…

Northern masturbating spider? Here are more spiders of Canada’s wilderness:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

By: TKKerouac

TKKerouac — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:32:05 +0000

Should I buy the PEN or the new SONY?

By: Krista

Krista — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 00:57:03 +0000

I stared at the tube socks on here because I thought they were cute shoe/boots and I was trying to figure out how they worked, some people have a mean stare face I know I do, it’s hard to relax the face when the brain is trying to figure shit out.

By: raymi

raymi — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 22:11:31 +0000

there needs to be I HEART PICKING shirts in the style of i heart nyc