Comments on: and then we saw the girls from the magazine moving off in a row, one cab after another, like a wedding party with nothing but bridesmaids.

By: Peter Little

Peter Little — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 22:00:30 +0000

Thanks Raymi. Europe is beautiful. I was in Holland today. Nice to meet you.

!!!

Take care…

By: Firepower

Firepower — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 18:29:05 +0000

being unable to take dates/fbs to bars where you’ve been with the staff lessens opportunity. i cant even take a girl to strip clubs or hooters anymore. i miss those good times.

By: jenny

jenny — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 00:27:49 +0000

red beans and condensed milk on ice – quintessential asian summer dessert. also topped with fruit and fruit syrup most of the time.

i like the pigtails!

theoretically the vitamins/anything else is cheating, the whole point of the master cleanse i think is you get your essential vitamins via the lemon and the essential minerals via the dark maple syrup.

By: Pierre Savoie

Pierre Savoie — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 22:54:16 +0000

“Be yourself, no matter what they say,
Be yourself, no matter what they say,
Be yourself, no matter what they say,
Be yourself, no matter what they say…”
–Englishman Innu York, or something like that

By: Candice

Candice — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 21:29:22 +0000

To hell with “is this cheating”. If you’re worried about that kind of thing, just change the diet you’re on. Don’t do the Master Cleanse, do the lemonade, vitamins and cinnamon diet. Also, on this diet you are allowed to have all the caffeine you want and also Pimm’s and x, y and z. It’ll be easier because you won’t go as mental, and just as valid as any “cleanse”, because although no one ever wants to hear this from me, I will be an asshole and say it anyway because science agrees — they’re all bullshit to varying degrees, so why put up with it (some of them will make you lose water weight faster than usual, which is not really that great of a thing).

Low blood sugar gives me headaches and the dizzies, so fuck fasting. I’m doing the 500 calories plus anything I don’t pay for or solicit myself diet. Jolly Ranchers don’t count if I suck them, and I get to guzzle diet soda even though it is terrible poison, AND I get to subtract a pound (+/- based on arbitrary rules) if I weigh myself after drinking a bunch because a soda weighs almost that and I will not actually gain that weight. Yes, I’m a lunatic, but I haven’t cheated yet, and I’m down four pounds.

Blorp. Should stay away from here. Puts me into Aspergers lecture mode, sorry.

By: hans

hans — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 21:26:45 +0000

did you get feelt up by the quake? i dig these billie sneaks : http://www.poptheshop.com/servlet/the-404/Billie-Shoe-Brand-%22The/Detail

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 21:04:09 +0000

I’ve just made peace with the fact I’m into crazy broads. I’m not the paragon of stability myself.

By: Rhonda

Rhonda — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 19:59:30 +0000

I get the Suzanne Somers reference, but you still look totes adorbs.

By: lisa

lisa — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 19:01:58 +0000

you’re so adorable.

By: kali

kali — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 18:51:49 +0000

the cockblock pic was worth it you look very cute.