Comments on: this is why we blog

By: Pierre Savoie

Pierre Savoie — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 01:06:13 +0000

“Drink BRAWNDO! It’s got electrolytes!” –IDIOCRACY. Hahaha to a chemist, mentioning a product’s got electrolytes is so meaningless. In other news, water may make you feel less thirsty.
The best chocolates are Garoto chocolates from Brazil. Saw them in a grocery-store bulk bin years ago, and now they are imprisoned in those overpriced Tutti Fruiti shops. Guess they didn’t make bail…

By: nohealani

nohealani — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 20:22:35 +0000

yes, was going to comment that the sex wax is for surfboards; someone beat me to it.

you’d look awesome on a surfboard!

By: Xenia

Xenia — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 14:20:27 +0000

I run with my jean shorts and mark’s old tshirt and ugly huge shoes from VV, I’m practically invisible, just as you should be when you’re huffing and sweating all redface down a busy street, duh!

By: jessica

jessica — Mon, 31 May 2010 06:05:07 +0000

they are called skorts. i used to be a running expert at the aforementioned cult/store. really it just made me hate running forever. “running culture” is a running joke with some of my former coworkers.

By: YumWatch

YumWatch — Sun, 30 May 2010 21:36:24 +0000

Ummmmm can you send this guy my email address?? I live in LA and I am ALSO ADORABLE! DANG.

No really, DANNNNNGGGG tell this guy to send you a plane ticket and you can stay at my place in case he’s creepy.

By: bodie

bodie — Sun, 30 May 2010 20:38:17 +0000

Tube Flops? The tragic summary of a long-running battle with erectile dysfunction.

By: pekingDuck

pekingDuck — Sun, 30 May 2010 04:39:48 +0000

ya, dating sites…..seems like every guy that’s on the one i’m on has one majorly irritating thing about him. like, i hate how a guy will read your entire profile and then cyber-stalk all the things you like (art, obscure literature and movies etc) and then pretend like he likes all the same shit. i fucking know when you’re lying you losers!!! and my fav has to be those guys who like to throw in the odd sexual inuendo comment on the first meeting (desperate much?!)

but out of all the shitters i’ve come across, there is one guy who i’ve gone on 3 dates with. he’s really funny and nice and always wants to pay, but not in an obnoxious way. but…i don’t think i’m attracted to him. at all.

well, anyways, good luck with yours. hopefully you meet some winners.

By: cadencequick

cadencequick — Sat, 29 May 2010 22:42:54 +0000

I so wish someone would send me a giant box of awesome. It should be like Secret Santa, people in different cities sending boxes of sensational to each other. Let’s hook this up. Also, Sex Wax is for waxing surfboards, thought you should know before you use it for um…sex.

By: raymi

raymi — Sat, 29 May 2010 20:01:26 +0000

sigh

By: steph

steph — Sat, 29 May 2010 19:46:41 +0000

GAWWWWWWWWWWW. awh. i miss you too! we’re gunna have bacon vodka caesar’s now- wish YOU were HERE!