Comments on: BIG NEWS WORLD!

By: Jessica

Jessica — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 19:06:04 +0000

What’s the deal with that guy? Is he wearing a wig? Does he have make-up on? I’d like to see a close-up. Something isn’t right.

By: T.M.

T.M. — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 07:02:28 +0000

I love the “wood loss survivors” sounds like a group of men looking for some Viagra.

By: Candice

Candice — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:27:27 +0000

Horrible klutz that I am, I’ve had several chips of rock and two or three splinters that lasted months to years. But never as many as 10 years! I’d probably be digging around in there with anything pointy, replacing it with a nasty infection. SO satisfying when they work their way out on their own, though.

By: Carly

Carly — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:06:16 +0000

I have a pebble in my knee from a playground accident in grade 3. You’re brave to take it out.

I was so unimpressed with this dude. Even after he bought all that beer. haha

By: r/r

r/r — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:11:27 +0000

so to join all i have to do is take a nailclipper to my finger eh. deal !

By: r/r

r/r — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:35:28 +0000

steph the club is only for people who have wood in them still, sorry

i had a red pen explode in my mouth once in elementary school so i told the teacher my mouth was bleeding and i got to go home. i wonder all the time if all the plastic i chew affects my biochemistry.

By: Gage

Gage — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:24:30 +0000

I actually enjoy things like removing splinters etc. But damn, 10 years is a long time to wait! It’s possible I have some pencil lead in my head, I can still feel the little bump where it went in in grade 4, I don’t know if the body deals with stuff like that or maybe it’s what has made my brain funky…

By: steph

steph — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:21:10 +0000

also i’d totally bet money i had the same pants. did they have a zipper in the back?

By: steph

steph — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:20:35 +0000

i ALSO had a sliver the size of a popsicle stick in my foot from a dock once. can i be in the club?

By: Xenia

Xenia — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:16:00 +0000

Cool!! I’ve had some concrete in my knee since 1998, this gives me hope.