When I was a teen I read the cyberpunk fiction where we imagined that computer power exponentially multiplied and that a computer would be more than just an abacus with thousands of wires, and that a virtual internet with little icons would hang in space and you would control it all with a pocket device. And it all came true. Thanks, God! LOL But I also thought we’d have flying cars and robot pals and comfortable one-piece jumpsuits instead of this itchy shirt and tie I have to wear. Fuck you, God!