Haus of Mess VARIETY BLOG SHOW

Welcome to our new show of stuff we watch while watching champagne I mean drinking champgane CHAMPAGNE LOL on big screen tv!

Courtney is on the rug dying of laughter at my dismal attempt at typing. We need a third party filmer. bYe looking for more vids. Happy blogversary! YA!

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We had to go to Wine rack (the King west one, ik) and the dude there taught us a science trick about putting a wet paper towel on the bottle and putting it in the freezer, which I was going to do anyway (the freezer thing) so I called his bluff and put a double thick wet one on, and it worked!

Courtney is over. We stayed in. It’s rainy and shitty out oh and a girl in Libville cut us off pulling out of her parking garage driveway and we skidded almost right into her car Teacher was breaking like crazy and the slick roads she didn’t even look before pulling out and we were like O_O face to face I was so scared and THEN she fucking mouths SLOW DOWN BUDDY! and we had the right of way! Courtney in the back seat was like WHAAAAAAAAAT!!! She ruined our night, shook up Teacher. HER FAULT. SO angry. So as we were shopping we were all completely rattled. Courtney and I are discussing it right now and Teacher went to bed crabby. UGH!

oh make me over

up for grabs. now you can be a trainwreck too.

not supposed to be so wrinkly but it’s been bunched up in a box for a bit. bounces back easily. size six, h&m. very slimming hides everything. i wore it for halloween as courtney love i’ll grab those pics in a sec. i’m selling it cos everyone makes fun of me for looking like courtney love all the time and i want to distance myself from that image hahah.

how’mi doin’ so far?

ahah.

this dress has the potential to be ladylike too. hailey wants it but she will never be a size six.

it’s baby soft pink. oh any my hippie bag went for $60. raymerch is collectible and a total investment. so is my art.

i like to let it hang off by mistake. oops. i’m a slut! whoopsie! the painting behind me is by jamie, it’s of me when i used to model online. i matched up his hand writing from the signature on the back of the canvas to his writing in the stephen sprouse book he put together, jamie was his assistant best friend for like two decades. sprouse made day glo a thing, you saw the louis vuitton bag collaboration revival with marc jacobs a few years back, that was sprouse post humously, he died of hiv in 2004. i recommend getting the book, i have the hot pink one. jamie currated the show in japan and dug up all the sprouse artifacts from a storage locker on staten island. phenomenal talent. he’s been my friend since i was 18 years old from brooklyn. here‘s a set he took of me at 19.

ok here i am as courtney OFFICIALLY for once.

we went to the virgin party at parts n labour. media wasn’t supposed to be there. torontoist wrote about it and gave us an inch thick mention thanks to this outfit. they were mean. the article was yanked cos they weren’t supposed to write about the private performance, who played again? hahaha one of the arts n crafts bands kind of like the equivalent of seeing sloan after all these years no? oh right, BSS. it was a great time.

i am a method actress.

that chick is so busted.

so if you want this notorious dress you can email me at raymi@raymitheminx.com

i also drew this of courtney love’s mtv awards red carpet fall. gill has it.

i still do commissioned work btw.