Hey guys! Happy Valentine’s Day! Here is my gift to you, a bunch of hot chicks (plus me!)(once I’m done posting the ones of me I mean) dancing and rude jokes, yay times!
Les Valentine Vamps.
These are Thomas’ photos, he has a filter of some sort on them. Neat. He won the Team Macho book. That pleased me.
Ho hum. This looks like a sad birthday valentine’s party. I am hanging that sign in the living room after this blog post. So at like 4.
Paddy Bewbies. I think this burlesque shit is turning me in to a pervert.
I look like a dragon fly. I am fine with that.
That shit is fun. I have to sew one end of it, the rod came out. I am so going to pride this year, do you want to sponsor me? I’ll put your logo all over my naked painted body. I’m going to be a naked painted model for an artist friend’s art show in june, so we’ll be practicing a lot. Then I can be in caribana and when the gun shots happen don’t worry bitch will be mawfuck’n sprintin’ for sure taking flight too I bet.
It’s not cellophane I swear.
I’d look good with wings tattooed on my back. Probably a bad idea.
I wonder what nudist colony I’ll be settling on in my old age. Playing tennis with some fogey and his balls resting on the wooden net spike ahhhaha nice clear cut visual you are most welcome.
Just one of the guys. Hey lets go for tacos later.
I am the pink scorpion queen don’t get tangled up in my scorpion wings
Oh shit when will this end!!!
I’m thinking is this illegal right now.
Approachable! I am way less nervous making a fool out of myself dancing than standing in front of a sea of people waiting for bids. Someone said seeing me in the social media world it is obvious that I am uncomfortable and guess why, that shit is not natural, it’s a phoney baloney world full of stupid assholes (they all talk shit and backstab) and I can’t wait til the scene dies. I like real life. Despite my blog’s taking a nap yesterday having a real effect on me spiritually (ahha shut up) it’s like real life hit pause and I felt there was no point in doing anything because I already have a backlog of content. Still felt lost though, albeit relieved. I enjoyed being a hungover pile of loser on the couch on Sunday and not blogging, I needed the rest.
Here are Maria Juana and Chow Mein (best names right) doing the Mr. Sandman number. You will have to come out to the next one to see it for yourself, sometimes I’m too generous with the aftermath footage for the lazy bastards, oh Raymi is so good to us we don’t even have to go we can sit on our asses at home and just wait. Also we don’t have a video of this dance either heheh :(.
So cute and cheeky, I love their style, very Harlettes.
Then Mr. Sandman shows up!
Cute cute dance.
Chow has a Harlettes logo tattoo on her thigh.
And I cannot get over her tits.
Oh there’s Maria Juana’s tat too.
Shimmy shimmy shake.
Pastel as always is perfection incarnate.
She does this quick flip spin on the chair, major pro. So much skill and control, grace, poise, ahhh.
No problem Chow Mein!
More in a sec! had to upgrade WordPress so I am learning that too and the type font is all squinty typewriter I hate it.
Oh look I am actually cleaning something.
Bunny looks like a sexy ninja.
Lucky I was standing right there by the stage with my gloves on. Also someone is missing a glove, I came home with three.
Much more to come blabbity blah blogging is harder than facebook FYI. HAha.
And now, Maria Juana! man I’d like ta get me some of that!
This dance is amazing. One guy exclaimed, SHE REMOVED HER GARTERS WITH HER DRESS STILL ON.
Love the backward panty hose peel. Classic.
I lost my mind at this point it was so fucking good.
And now time for more pastel supernova! She’s danced with Lady Gaga before. Nelly Furtado too. It shows. Boy does it ever.
Aaadorable. We’re the same age too! For some reason that is a victory to me.
She reminds me of the hot girl (Maria) Kuamr is in love with in Harold and Kumar (duh) and now they’re married and having a baby! There will so be a fourth movie, they’re the new cheech and chong. We watched the xmas Harold and Kumar recently. I will have to watch it again soon.
That little nightie baby doll dress looks familiar.
How many people totally need sparkle socks now?
it just occurred to me I can be making my pictures bigger and wider here now that the border is at the bottom of my blog, not that there is any vital information on it haha. We had to remove some plugins, namely my guest counter best friend widget. Maybe it was cranked too high and it blew up the server, ok not blow up but crashed it. I will be moving to my own dedicated server soon. That is some “big deal” type shit!
My first dance.
I look like Godzilla.
Considering how much time I spend sitting on that thing, my ass is pretty alright.
I think I must be singing along. My mouth was open the entire time.
Red Zeppelin was hot this night!!!
I want that nightie.
And that dress too.
We matched outfits later on in the night too, cosmic twins. It’s what Florence would want.
You skinny! That’s what it is. Smokin’.
Okay new post for the next batch of bechnique’s and colleague’s and alyssa’s shots. Have mercy, yesterday’s hiccup have put me behind a little beet.
Happeh Valehntine’s Day you guys’s. Love yew!