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December 9, 2014

You guys deserve to know how good I am at this song. I’m going to master it for ultimate offensivity perfection!

BRB with a “real” blerg post.

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December 7, 2014

Thanks Dave ILU! Sorry this is only half of the post, very impressed you memorized it word-for-word in totality you are totally Raymazing and thanks for doing this with me.

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December 6, 2014

Hey dudes here’s a bit from last night’s piss-up. Oh it delivered alright.

Warren took this one.

Thanks all SO much for coming! More sharesies later! Maybe Ill post some of my material. Dave’s impersonation of me was insanely perfect. He memorized a blog post and said it word for word with sassy Raymi the Minxisms. I died. Ill upload it for sure! Thanks for being part of my world, guys you mean the world to me.

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December 5, 2014

Hope to see you tomorrow! 6-9 at The Central 603 Markham street.

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December 4, 2014

Hello Raymi – time again for my approx six-monthly “hello” to you. This one occasioned by your 15th blogversary.

Many congratulations. It’s an outstanding landmark, and hard to believe that on and off I have been following your blog for most of that time… since around 2001 anyway. How I ever found it is a mystery but it is continually fabulous to be able to peer into a life so different to mine.

Good luck with the band… and whatever else your multi-faceted self is getting up to. Here’s the next 15 years.

I’m in ________, of all places, at the moment, having moved from London last year. I’ll likely have a bit of business in Toronto some time in the next six months so I meet seek out some lunch or dinner tips.

Keep being marvellous.



PS. don’t forget about MY BOYFRIEND IS ANGRY because ALL BOYFRIENDS ARE lol.

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December 3, 2014

So I decided to give you a break from bed photos of me for ONE post and by you I meant me as well cos fuck does it ever get boring coming up with new captions for what is essentially the same photo over and over again like a big symphony of so what but I then realized I had no extra energy to blog anything other than photos of me on a bed right now so lets just get this over with. I’ve been writing stand-up material so all the creative juices are going that-a-way so just deal with these beautiful pictures of me instead thanks for understanding.

Tracey gets props for demanding I get into this get-up again.

This one is pretty water nymphe.

Here I am being blown away by the test shots on my phone.

Back in my look before the white dress.

My mom said not to use these ones because too much butt. BUT. This is what I look like. Is that not body shaming? Think about it. If Beth Ditto was in the same outfit in the same pose everyone would be fucking cheering good for her. Sorry that I have an ass fit for a statue.

Yes I am dying about it too it’s hella obscene ahahhaa.

This is the orig of the one everyone liked a lot that I instagrammed blahblergitty blah.

I think my ass has that quivering warp because I was ass nervous in front of my mom cos she was so against us being too provocative. It’s art. There is a story about a porn star being filmed by her own father, I’m saying grosser things have been done and there is nothing inappropriate in this shoot here. Look at Miley Cyrus. The end.

Okay I’ve come to the end of the pics I want to share now. Back to BOYLORD rehearsal + writing stand-up material. I am rather stoked about this Friday. Click the banner at the top of my blog to connect to the FACEBOOK event page, love!

Ps. Drag Queen Raymi!

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December 2, 2014

Hi guys sorry I didn’t blog yesterday I was tired! You’re sick of me anyway so I’m sure you didn’t mind. At least I went through these shots and whittled down part II to 60 of them. O_O. I’m going to be posting less than that don’t worry. Being me is exhausting, in case you were wondering. I had other shit to do as well. I wrote more stand-up material too. Every time I say some sex jokes to my bro-friend he’s like NOPE! So that is a bit of a deterrent. Maybe I won’t invite him so I can make fun of him freely. I’m gonna have to get wicked fucking drunk to get through this.

I have confirmed a few celebs who will be in attendance this Friday. A celeb is someone who is more famous than me. So if you’re a Raymi fan and fan girl me plus see ME as a celebrity then boy are you in luck.

Guess why this one is cool it’s because it’s number 666! Blargh! Devil horns etc & so forth.

I bought those glasses that very day and look how dirty the lenses got so quickly.

The flyer original.

Lots of out takes. We had fun.

I was bed dancing. Trying to. We were having camera battery issues and losing daylight.

And I guess art was made.

If you want to ask me about that thing on my shoulder go right ahead. I can’t wait to go back to the plastic surgeon who screwed it all up and show him the fruits of his labours.

This is probably my typical resting emo face. I can ice you out like no other.

I’m in a baby crib. Symbology!

Hi again. Full original shot.

Can you figure out why I am laughing here. Hint: I farted.

These are all backwards in order btw.

And totally 100% my mom’s idea.

Try everything at least once no matter how cheesy I guess.

Sorry to be a douche and cut this short again, there’s just too many more to go.

Olive branch for now. I have writing to do. byeeeeeeeee

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November 28, 2014

In true blogger fashion I have pissed the morning and day away takin’er ease, takin’ my time, spilling my brain rhymes into the abyss of my life. What does this all meeeeeeeeean people? Absolutely nothing. It’s my (blog’s) birthday and I can cry if I want to. It’s actually my Dad’s birthday today and I feel like a gigantic asshole taking it over with “this” but I am treating him to a fancy burger tonight for the day along with other presents I got for him too. I am a good daughter I will have you know. I know lots of people who don’t have dads and I want you to know that I do right by him despite my scandalicious blog. You have no idea how much you will miss your Dad when he is gone but I already do know that so we’ll be tight through thick and thin. A huge part of blogging for a blogger for fifteen years is now and again writing or featuring your family can you imagine the collective familial weight (and joy) of Raymi the Minx? A lot of people can relate to this because they have their own social media foibles and fanfare of family. Long story short Happy Birthday Nacnud you’re a gem as well as a blog star too so enjoy it lol xoxo.

Lets talk about Jian Ghomeshi now. I initially felt bad for him because his father died a couple weeks before all this went down, maybe his father homage was a pre-sympathy-plea? Last night while thumbing through the SUN’s (trash) paper on Jian Ghomeshi’s walk out of court made me think the fool was actually lucky his dad died bfore all this shit went down, lucky bastard right? Or maybe the hurt is two-fold. All the women he has hit in the past no offense their pain is over like a slap’s sting eventually fades. It doesn’t make it right but I can relate to someone who had all these grand notions for themself and unfortunately being pretentious and unlikeable is a big part of that ideal, and then the fall from grace. No one’s life is perfect, we all have a shit show moment at some point or other. Being a Canadian is tough too if you’re in the media. All of Canada slings dirt at you. Can dump you.

Anyway, this isn’t about Jian today this is about ME! It’s my turn to be a big suckhole brat today. No matter how old I am or how long I have been checking in with these mission statements over the years, the human is an ongoing vessel of developing improvement and continuing growth (here’s hoping) and like Political Correctness, we all evolve to adopt the trend of the new society or be witch hunted in fashion. The time of the woman is now. Don’t fucking ask why women are only speaking up now you Bill Cosby’s because you bloody well know why. Let the pitch forks be turned on you for once and boo hoo if it’s en masse because THAT is how many women you’ve besieged the advantage without consent of. -end rant-. HBD RTM LOL.

Woah sorry for the buzzkill although I know some of you like it you verbose pundits you. I was trying to summon the Raymi of yore. Of yore? Yes as there are many years to summon from. Fcuk am I ever scared about next Friday I might nervous fart myself to death. I’m going to talk about my date with Jian Ghomeshi there! Plus a bunch of other crazy shit too.

Lots of cheesy ones but whatevs I’ve had a chronic go of pain the last several weeks I am grateful for howver good I can look these days and I am done with fronting insecurity bitch I look good for my age.

Wienerific et al. I think I look better now than I did three years ago to be honest. That blonde hair aged me as well the lifestyle.

Had a great time working with my mom she’s way professional and certainily has an eye.

I’ve already been offered a few gigs from this shoot alone ;) .

BTW remind me to link the OCAD U Itunes thing so you can see my talk!

What else is new.



Oh btw have you checked out my Ello lately? Friend me on it if u r!

Can’t do one w/o the fake handsies-onsies.

And now for the casual beach lover pics.

What? Mai tai? Sure I’d love to!

That thing on my knee is a volleyball scar.

Just gonna whip through these now it’s getting late.


Speaking of volleyball time for some Top Gun.

And some of this!

Plus that!

And that’s it for today time to get ready for burgers! Thanks for being so good to me all these years Little Raymis. I’ll make a part II very soon from this shoot with my mom, just too many for one post I’m not THAT arrogant haha. Happy Blogiversary my blog I hope we win the lifetime achivement award for once and for all because I know we will hit the 20 year mark. When people ask me if I will be blogging in the future as if I will turn into a mega-celebrity at some point and abandon this I know for sure no fucking way I will never stop blogging, not ever.

eternally yours, Raymi the Minx.

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