wow i feel beyond demented FUCK twitter ughghhgh.
anyway last nite, in-between flicking back and forth from revenge of the nerds and something else what currently escapes me right now we caught not one but two different infomercials for the exact same product that is essentially just fine grey sandpaper, k not essentially, try IS just fine grey sandpaper with (assumedly) cardboard-backing, palm-shaped (the bigger ones) and also nano (hahaha) and it’s for sanding down your leg hair, thigh hair, chest hair (dudes) etc BUT they say it’s super fine crystal technology (seconds after i screamed out it’s purely super fine sandpaper) and they’re selling it for NO not for the $40 value it is so (isn’t) equal to, just 16.95 or some such garbage. i don’t want to give these rip-off artists traffic directly from my site (speaking of direct, one of the infomercials mentions the buy-direct price ie. AMWAY) but i want you to see this for yourselves. i just checked buysmoothway.ca lo and behold it’s bunk. the other url works tho http://www.sheerskin.ca/ and i know what this shit is because:
1. in grade 5 i slept over at my friend’s house and she showed me a folded into quarters piece of super fine grey sandpaper and demonstrated how she “shaved” her legs (her mom taught her). i too tried it and gave myself the wickedest rash ever no matter, it works after just a little bit of sanding you do not need to go to town like i did. (also this chick had thicker dark hair so apparently if you’re one of those prone to more stubble this is what you do?) you’re supposed to do it on dry skin and because it was winter my legs were so parched it fucked them up for a week, gym class was embarrassing thanks.
and 2. cos i worked in a hardware store i therefore know for fact you can just buy a sheet for a dollar IF THAT and cut it to these stupid shapes, or just fold it into fours. point being you are a buffoon and dead to me if you order this crap. xoxo
ps. datarock ripped a sample from revenge of the nerds in their song computer camp love see if you can figure out what line it is.
March 11th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
I like the innovative Snuggly aka a robe you wear backwards.
March 11th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
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March 11th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
snuggie
https://www.getsnuggie.com/flare/next
March 11th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
yes i am beyond aware of what that is i just don’t know to what she is referring to
March 11th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
I also seen that infomercial and actually came across a store that sells things that are as seen on tv..anywho while I was there they had that awesome grey sand paper and seeing how my airs looked abit hairy I tried it….after standing there for almost 10 minutes nothing happened…scams I tell you..if I was smart enough I would create one anywho just thought that I would share ~newbie!
March 11th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
lol meants arms not airs I do not proof read obv
March 11th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Oh Snuggie. I was referring to silly infommercials.
March 11th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
oh i so misread that ugh sorry everyone
March 11th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
yeah my friend was trying that sandpaper shit in the store and nothing happened. i didn’t wanna try it cause it was gross and probably full of like people gross skin flakes.
ew.
March 11th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
What’s wrong with a razor? I’ve never even waxed my legs, that sounds way too complicated, let alone SANDPAPER them, good garsh. women are strange and complicated.
March 12th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
i, for one, am sick of fucking shaving. think i’m gonna get me to a hardware store.
also, Raymi, i love you for watching Revenge of the Nerds. My boyfriend hasn’t seen that yet, and he’s a huge one himself, so obviously we need to have a Bad Movie Night soon. i can’t bring myself to Netflix it, though, because it just seems wrong, somehow… but everyone needs to see Lamar’s javelin scene, at least once. Not to mention the Moon Room.
okay, that’s enough dork for today.