Yo there sports fans, ready? Why not! Yesterday was just a gong show. Or maybe I am just the gong show. Probably. No, but it was fun. The weekend over all was pretty decent.
The ride back from Port Credit was very foggy. Shit got REAL O_O but your hero survived. Don’t worry.
Lots of zen moments to balance out the cray.
Some Robocop moments were tight as well.
Happy Mama’s Day doe!
I felt like boat trash so I fixed up my face. I didn’t really wear makeup this weekend, embracing the natural and tan I have been building on my mug. Mom gave me this long black hoodie, it has ninja gloves for running (or boating!) and I love it. I got hosed on buying her mother’s day dinner but whatever worth it you know I love to foodie out. This week I am going to eat like a rabbit. I reduced my new “base line” and I want to maintain it godsarnit.
Pulling up to the restaurant by boat was amazing and felt obnoxious and EVERYBODY was watching the entire time. We had a laugh.
Once the rain stopped yesterday was gorgeous and nice and hot in the sun. Rushing to the boat was mental however, I will refrain from making this post any kind of negative so nevermind.
Oh, well, hello.
As you can see I had no time to do my hair yesterday. Whatevs.
Yeah sure this will be a decent boat outfit lets do this!!!
I did not eat all of that avocado. Notice only TWO pieces of bacon and ONE egg. I am trying. Ha.
This was such a good lady drink mmm mmm yum. I had jerk shrimp for an app. They lost my order. The girl avoided our table for 20 minutes. Bad form. I did not snap at all I will have you know haha. Shared chicken dijonaise for a main with mom.
There’s a lot of teeth in this blog post I noticed.
Annual captain’s hat selfie.
Keep it real mom love ya!
Went for a great hike on Saturday I’ll post those photos in their own post.
Bought flowers for my ex’s mother. I met her last week. We hang. As friends. Yeah I’m not gonna go there right now lol.
Walking in the forest in that muggy heat felt like the amazon I very much needed an escape and it was perfect. I went to the doctor because I wasn’t feeling well also this Saturday. Been feeling very stressed and it’s starting to appear in the form of affecting my health. She was like go for a walk and I was like okay done.
Love Mount Nemo.
Cowabunga my friends.
I put on a bit of a secret fashion show. I found these booty bathingsuit shorts (not pictured here) I am finally less love handled enough to wear. You will have to wait though. My phone is crammed with shit because I forgot my camera because I am a dingaling.
I definitely ate like a beast this weekend. I can make myself look like a treasure troll when I’m said and done with it. No hips, belly sticking out with hip bones like what the fuck??? hahaha.
This isn’t even the half of it.
I love this skirt.
I saw a coyote. Took many more pics I put on facebook that if for not them would not have at all remembered.
Got incinerated by the sun here wearing all black. Smart move idiot.
Hope your Mondays were ________! Hasta la vista for now.