I’m bloggin yes indeed

Jeez guys sorry I suck! I didn’t get a second to myself or to the beloved internet not a once while away. We did a lot. We stayed on a hippie commune on Staten Island and didn’t piss them off too very much, just heard word that we are invited back (phewf) and that was surely an experience. I have a lot to share when I get a chance but first thing’s first I have homework to finish before I can bloggermouth SORRY to be like HI and BYE but that’s life. Ps. How was Miley on SNL? I only think about her every other second lol. No really, was it good? I was literally off the grid cos somehow my laptop was set to 2010 and therefore an untrusted connection, I must have clicked something when I was gonzo or deleting spam so I haven’t caught up on any news aka internet junk. Are dinosaurs back from extinction?

I’ll just catch you up on a few things now while I decompress from our long drive back using the insta images I’ve already blasted out there on the ether. This is at a sweet boutique hotel in Chelsea, beside Cherry. Might be called Dream cos that’s what their wifi network was called and no I didn’t use it cos I wasn’t gonna pay for that. The only wifi I used was at McD’s and Starbucks and the community’s. Oh and On our way back my phone bill arrived via email at Sbucks and it’s a large one. BUZZKILL.

We went up the Empire State building at sunset and hung around a bit once it got dark. It’s pricey but worth it, never been up there before and you look at the Chrysler building and are like oh look it’s the Empire State building, no wait, I’m ON the Empire State building. It’s mini me, over there. Then all the other tourists get to you. I kicked one guy who kept infringing on my shit in the shoe, you would have done the same. My brain is completely obliterated from the four days of zoo what is times square. We took the ferry over from Staten daily then gushed out over to Times Square and rode tour buses several times. It was nice traveling with tourists who took all the pics for me so I could just brood bitchily under my hood. So many hustlers everywhere you go there always trying to sell you something and how you react to that varies mood by mood, like not sleeping enough and doing too much and having zero time to yourself (myself) makes me a total bitch. And when I see someone trying to play us it’s like, NO. Stop right now.

Jamie and I couldn’t even place the last time we saw each other. He wasn’t in town last year. Before that it was probably in Toronto. Another life time ago. It was his birthday. He forgot it was his bday the morning he woke up, today is Lennon’s Bday so I always have confused the two. We’ve known each other since I was 18. HBDude.

This is totally all over the place cos that’s what its been like the last 4 days we packed a lot in. I saw Leslie in a NOLA bar and the gf of a chick from Orange is the New Black, which is besides the point cos that friend is awesome and more importantly thought I was awesome. Love getting IRL right?

If a clown gave you this at a kid’s birthday party you’d be like, do that one over again bro but weird outside art is acceptable in fountain form good to know you can lower your creativity standards the higher you go. How was Nuit Blanche btw? Pissed we missed that too.

New York State somewhere. You don’t have to pay attention to shit when you have NAGIVATION.

My next future look will be a Russell Simmons kind of thing. Like this lady. This is the high line and it rules, is a converted subway walkway that is high and goes like the subway line what it used to be and is covered with flowers and greenery and kids doing art performances with their $40k art school self-investments that will make your head blow off from eye rolling/have loving it. One chick ended her piece by hailing a cab and everyone laughed which is when we showed up and were like WHAT WHAT WHAT HAPPENED?

Just look at everyone’s face. It began wither her draped on the railing doing tons of weird shit I’d get F’s in jazz class for but she had good form. Don’t know how this one ended.

When I zoom on my camera on my phone and do the filter enhancement it makes things less crisp but it works for photos in NYC cos so much is going on. Turns into a painting. We probably took 10,000 photos with the real camera. Those will be insane I’m quite overwhelmed so I’ll crack that one open later. Plus I shouldn’t even be blogging right now but I feel bad cos some students read my blog today and it’s a ghost town. Plus I’m up for a lifetime achievement. All these pluses. Guess all this not caring might work. Sis leaves in two days we’ll prob go out with a bang tomorrow in Toronto, get. in. touch.

I drew that and unrelated to this bogus drawing sis said I should start painting again, selling it. Vote please.

BUT I’VE BEEN WORKING OUT!!

I drew this our first night on Staten which was pretty chill I decided for the gang we should just stay there which turned into porch hanging across the street from our place drinking beer with one of the members of the community, bf flipped the egg over of a santa claus other member and I was like are you for real mad or pretend mad. Technically it was our egg too cos what’s everyone’s is everyone’s there it’s an open door policy and bedrooms don’t lock. Guys I have so many hilarious things to tell you. I should almost make a book of it so they can’t get pissed off at me til after that and I make some money and it gets turned into a screenplay, they’ve all spoken about who will play who. We had three friends who were cats as well. Sister had a bf too, you know joke bf when you are like hey it’s your bf and across the street is a super fugly idiot HAHAhaha. Don’t even pretend you don’t play that game too it’s awesome.

Our room. Sis got the blow up bed. The first night we were hanging with the guy who everyone thinks is the lone wolf and he said if they knew how much he liked us they would not believe it based on that. We’re like don’t worry everyone hates us too. He took us to a bodega when we ran out and I forgot how steep those mean streets can be on your way back he said everyone there is fit in the legs cos of the streets. I ba’lee that.

Okay I am really done with this now and sorry for the Rayme delay and better things to come promise. The above video is a peace offering, play it for your kid. xo

btw good timing on picking up this coat.

Everybody Canadance now!

Sooooooooo. We went to the American side of the falls for the first time, I didn’t want to cos I knew it would be a headache traveling with two foreigners. We had to go wait in a building for a bit and of course we had a dude with ‘tude, but everyone else was proper nice and were like don’t worry about him he’s mad the government is shut down cos they’re working without pay.

When we got the stamps and green light to go (I didn’t get a stamp though they didn’t give a shit about ol Canada me) the guy downstairs only saw 2 passengers written down where was my slip? I’m like I was not included in this processing yo I’m a Canadian citizen coming here direct not from The Netherlands, So our border guy upstairs was mad when I came strolling back in (but also they were all glad cos look what I was wearing haha) and he called the door guy downstairs a trainwreck and rolled his eyes bahahha.

I was holding my breath for the full hour all of this took and almost passed out when we got out and then after a smoke, we immediately got fries.

So the Canadian side is better everyone says but I didn’t balieb it (I got the Bieber fans mad at me for calling Justin an asshole on twitter for being carried up the wall of China)(HOW ultra Canadian of me right) but then I saw it and was extra grumpy for BF making us go over cos it ate into our Canadian walk along the falls side and better pictures but it’s good they got a slip of paper good for US entrance now.

Y’all got shafted on the seventh wonder of the world on your side but the closest thing to the border entrance is a hard rock cafe so you’s doing alright I guess. (we pee’d there).

This thing goes up and down all day long singing California Girls (maybe, probably firework) I was like wow you must be insane right now to the booth girl and she nodded a silent YES.

Classic. This is sad scary to me RIP guy.

Ahh doye. We escaped for girl times and I was like do you want to go on that pointing on the gigantic wheel and she was like YES. $10.99 worth it.

4 or 5 rotations and they play saxophone jazz and tell you about all the crap you’re looking at or you can press mute.

Then we walked around a bit in a mania taking pictures in the 5 minutes of time we had of everything.

This is going backward now, on the Canadian side a big fat rainbow. Sister thought she was so lucky to see it and cos I’m a dick I said IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. Ahahhaa.

BF drove around while we did this he didn’t want to pay parking and we went here early summer. So I got to tell every single funny story about myself before at the falls all over again.

Other side of the rainbow. God loved the hot weather yesterday, almost too hot. I try never to complain about the heat cos when it’s gone it’s gone Donkey Kong and that’s sad.

This crazy little asian woman bartered to take our picture if I took hers with her ipad then I saw her doing it to other people along the way haha nice I loved her so I threw her a subliminal Japanese tourist sign.

Watch and listen and learn and love.

NO IT’S THE PEZIDENTS STUPID.

PMS Queens.

Like my gold chain? I am gangsterish. It was a gift from our last stay omg I am liked. Kind of.

Thanks I love when you fucking do that. Nice timing though. You ever just want to rush through something so anything that gets in your way makes you hit the roof, like a flip flop kicked off your foot?

Whatever because this. You’re smaller than the Niagara falls.

Okay time to look at trashy internet with the sis now. XO ILU RLW I RLW. (I RLdouleYou get it?) I really love you.

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Don’t forget I’m up for a LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD & A LIFE Category nod in the 2013 Canadian Weblog AWARDS. If I win I will blog it like it’s hot like a mad woman for the hardcore Raymiite fans out there and generally just, be better. Oh and I will hand in that book. DEAL. In November it’s my fourteenth year of blogging since the year 2000. That’s like, incrayable.

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Hey friends back with more interwebs newsies for ya. Here’s one now-uh

SNL GIRLS PARODELIGHTFUL

Notice how everyone annoying you know is into this show (except ourselves of course “we” aren’t annoying) and thank fu**kin crap they ripped into it, Lena Dunham is so smug and dumpy I don’t give a shit about unconventional beauty but goddamn bet she wishes it was back to the simple old days of porn parody which is actually way more flattering in a sense. Has she “laughed at herself” publicly along with all of us yet?

READ MORE NOW BRO!!!!!!!!!!

Keep it safe keep it simple, Raymi Bunny.

Mo MTL mo probs.

Octopus salad happy Octoberpus! Not the same as squid or calamari. Try an octopus salad one time in your life, this was baby octopus it tastes differently to grown up which is more tender juicy and is maybe the steak of fish if we ruled out tuna steaks. Oh yeah that reminds me yesterday I said Canada is the Americanized Europe.

This dinner was insane and so fun. Thanks Spaghettio! He never tried Impasto yet so used us as a means to eat the restaurant, glad to be of help. Then the power went out while we had our last drink and dessert because around the corner a five alarm (eight alarms?) fire raged through an mtl apt brownstone. We got all of it on camera. Cool night. Oh yeah the kitchen Instagrammed everything we ordered too so our food was like a movie star, famous food. Movie star of the internet. Blaha read that cigarette box disclaimer on the right.

See. I feel badly, these people were in blankets crying obvs it was their building. My bf is a disaster tourist, Euros get away with being inconsiderate so by default? THIS GUY.

What did one enabler say to the other? Drink up. Another good toast is to honour. Can’t come in ‘er come on her BAHAHAH gross. Also, true say.

Sweet potato gnocci it just melted into nothingness. “I died”. And don’t forget the most expensive thing I ever ate. The boys were playing Russian roulette over the menu. We went all in.

A jar full of delish evil.

the jar full of pickled eggplant was damn good I would eat a major bowl full of that.

My friend has a crazy vintage/modern post-modern sunglasses collection amongst a bevy of other wicked treasures. He also had GTA5 and that made someone pacified for a good while, a nice couch sesh yeah.

After a roof shoot. Down the Raymi hole.

In Leon’s glasses.

One of my top ten movies, ahead of Big Lebowski. He’s french too so it’s appropes actually my bf kinda resembles him too. He also orders milk a lot. Fwahah aw.

Okay I gotta go I’m getting nag attacked now peace. Enjoy the weather today how lucky are we!