We had a good run.
Yes I am a disaster over this and mourning like cray. I am reluctantly giving in. I don’t know why I am doing this to myself either, looking at these by blogging them is making me feel really stupid because I think my hair looks good. Not broke don’t fix it (yes it’s broke) but, you can’t totally tell.
Only sort of and not really in pictures. I could totally deal living the rest of my life walking with my head to the wall no problem, easy.
The cons: Every other hair days can be a handful, and eyeful. I try to take a survivor approach to life, by day 39 what would Raymi look like? Probably Nick Nolte’s mugshot. Ha I’d be lucky to look even that good. I’ll give you something to do today, you can google it yourself. But anyway, Au natural will make my hair grow better and I don’t think I’ll be becoming a porn star so why do I need the platinum locks for? This is straight up husslin’ gold diggin’ hair and I haven’t even had the chance to stretch its legs yet boo-urns. I know that I can look good in platinum, as a dark haired girl it’s a mystery and one NEVER knows until they make the leap.
So it is true. Blondes do have more fun. The word itself, throw an ‘e’ on it or not who cares lets hit a patio lol.
I’m partially afraid I will be treated with less specialness IRL now, sometimes I am treated like a dainty princess before I even have a chance to do anything and it’s fun to coast in the role why not, I have proven myself my entire life I am exhausticated and fucking tired carry my bags sure I’m scared a car will drive by me and slosh a mud puddle on to my head and I’m wearing librarian glasses and ugly brown clothing AHHA. I will kill you people if that happens. Saboteurs.
I’ll be striking with darker hair, maybe I should focus on the positives for once. HA ha what’s that? As long as I don’t lose length and don’t cut bangs we’ll be cool I hope I don’t get a hair hat from the healthier hair sprouting out and the light feather thin ends make me look like a Barbapapa. Fine, positives. Healthy hair growth.
What if this is just my hair now, thin cos I’m old so I could have just stayed stupid blond and now I’m a brown sad cow. AND I look older. Most number one big fear of all, the darker the hair framing my face the harsher I’ll look. HARSH VALID SIGH.
And so begins this platinum jellybean funeral. We are gathered here today Little Raymis to share in our love and fondness of Raymbo Bright, Courtney Raymi Love, alleged Paris Hilton Wannabe, RTM.
What a great turn out, wow, Blond Raymi would have been touched by this. And, did you know she will be 29 on Saturday too? That also sucks. Ha.
28 lookin’ great! is now 29 feeling fine.
I’ll just take more vitamins. Madonna did backflips at the Superbowl so, yeah.
This photo is the one that KILLS ME.
Alright, time to do it. Peace. Kanye West dance party times. Love Raymes.