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DATE NiGHT

How many drinks did I have? Three. Two capirihanas I can’t say or spell that word. NEXT. Then I had a something punch. Teacher had a dark n stormy then rye and coke. His stand-by. I think he thinks he’s classy or something, a gentleman. Yeah he’s not bad whatever lol.

This post is going to be a mess, a hot mess, like me. TGIF!

What a cutie YOU BELONG TO ME YOU ARE MY POSSESSION AGHH EXPLOSIONS! He could barely hear me over the music so we had a screaming fight while I was trying to get us hooked up with some free dranks, he said to relax and have a good time I was like, I am not that kind of person sorry. But then I did. It was tiki night, live band (too loud) and partiers, yupsters, Mom you will like it here.

One of my Deamon forms is a cat. If you have read or seen the Golden Compass (YOU MUST!) you will know what this means it’s on some Harry Potter level shit. I reject your reality and choose that of my own.

Like these guys, my friends, who do not know that they are my friends but are still my friends all the same. I am hoping there is another episode up right now, I’m a simple woman yes, under all that complexity, there is a giant lazy slob just raging to be the forefront projection of my various personas.

But NOOOOoooo we have to go out once in awhile like everybody else does (it’s winter, Minx’s hibernate too) so we watched it when we got back because I knew if we watched it first we would never leave. I avoid the couch all day long and the roof deck all summer long in order to maintain a semblance of productivity.

When I get skinny I like to pig out and then get depressed about it and then get skinny again by conjuring up massive giant clouds of stress and anxiety to scare the fat off my bones. It’s working for now but I’ve yo-yo’d before so I am being cautious. Never-ending daily battle all women on this earth are plagued by. Moving on now.

My jacket is back! Need to trim all fraying material at the pockets, looking a bit beaten.

Should have chosen to face the other way cos it quickly filled up behind me and there was all this action at the back of my head on top of a chick who recognized me but only once I put my hat on.

So happy to be reunited with good wings again. These are the dry pepper rub and lime with habanero on the side.

Four pork tacos, not bad, can add another one to make it an order of four for two people. Obvi we did that.

Capiriahanaaaaaaa.

Done.

Steak Frites. The truffle cream will blow you out of your seat.

Before that we worked on some comedy.

Ok I’m giving up now. Have a nice night Little Raymis. Xoxo.

7 thoughts on “DATE NiGHT

  1. I don’t even know where to go with this one other than to point out that rye and coke is my standby and induces me to do things such as urinate on my then gf’s bedroom floor thinking I was actually in the bathroom…therefore I can not associate rye n coke with classy. Why I just told that story I don’t know. You know your famous when…when you someone actually refers to “spotting” you. That jacket is hot, the food looked incredible and now I’m hungry and rambling.

  2. Hey, I thought you did a great job on Creeps! It looked very disconcerting, but you held your own well :) It’s always a good idea to take a risk.

  3. Hey Me,
    I was visiting a friends family with mine years back and the boys went out for some drinks. When my bud and I got back they let us take their room upstairs because there was a bedroom in the basement. I got home to my lady, got up at some point in the right an pissed into an open backpack beside their dresser.
    He didn’t find out about it until 4 years later. What a morning!

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