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See you in Hell

Mom look it’s a little Lois beside us over there.

Doug rules.

That guy held out a PBR to me haha next time make it something that’s not piss water thanks. But I love that move, it’s classic strip club film starlette cliche and like the dude’s minds being blown and pyrotechnics and axl rose is going yaaaaaaaaah! Ha.

This one ends in blood. Glad I followed through with it. Careful this video gets very very racy. I commit. Go big or go home.

That’s Freddy Mercury. The Nurse put her bandaged face in my bum. I hugged everyone with my bloody body and definitely messed up a ton of outfits. What can I say I put on a great party. This was so so fun and such a success, again again soon! Def a christmas party. That’ll be hot.

People think they are exploiting me but really, I am exploiting them.

She was a babe. It is such an ego trip having babes gush all over you all night long, I am humbled by it.

During the opening some shot glasses were on the speakers so I dramatically kick/brushed them aside against the wall and all the dudes were like O_O. Hahahah so many funny things happened/said/overheard what a dizzy circus. Love it.

So proud of these ladies we did it! Good times and we also do private functions/events: That’s a drink ticket in my bra.

And the best three piece set, seen here. I’ll be adding more and more to this post over the next hour.

I was a hot mess all day long yesterday. This has been a suicide mission week my brains are obliterated.

I went like this to get all my last minute needs: nipple pasties (with tassels), new fishnet thigh highs, that mesh body suit, the french red three piece. I almost bought a massive feather headpiece but it was too ugly. The customer service where I went was HORRIBLE and am now boycotting them, one girl was nice but the other my lord so no mention of their name. Zero taste-making for you. (no soup for you voice).

And they’re like we don’t do dancer discounts and I was like, honey childs I aint’s no strippuh! I like what I bought though and the three piece was only $56.

Last Halloween one of my costumes was Tracey, I went as a cougar.

I get to use my ticket again to do the other stuff up there and Jenn gave me hers so we’re going!

This is freaking me out again and again it feels like a dream. I don’t even get a moment to reflect on the insane things I do cos I’m already off to the next thing. Sean said the Beatles didn’t get to enjoy what they did for years. Good point, keep the momentum going. Thank god Renita postponed my tattoo to next weekend. Ok nappy time. Mmm I want McDonalds. We had brunch at the Gladstone and were disasters. It was really fun I like brunch! Being amazed by your own life is a nice thing and normal things blowing your mind. Have a wonderful Sunday.

I would kill for this right now it was a mini big mac same dressing but high end I had it all over my face like an animal from doing this.

See the burn mark on my arm that is where I am getting my tattoo. Hahah read what ti says on the screen.


I know I posted this already but I love it. Don’t I look like Fear Factor? Window washer?

Gonna upload a video clip. I better call my dad it’s Sunday phonecall time!

I did this yesterday morning, no, Friday morning. Everything feels like it happened yesterday and I haven’t blinked in a week.

I’m volunteering for this camp.

I went with hangover party face and was drunk still I think, definitely sleep-deprived, no food or coffee from nerves I didn’t want to crap myself. But then while up there I was like, mm I am so hungry fantasizing about deep fried junk from Jack Astors and that’s what I did with my new friend Sam. She’s had 13 face surgeries and is a survivor, she conquered her fear up there. I wish I was watching it at my dad’s right now but we are totally bagged I am going to couch surf in three seconds it’s going to be the p0rn0graphy of laziness. I still have blood on my hands and toes this morning Dave (crashed on our floor and James on the couch)(snoring!) goes WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FEET!!? Totally forgot about my blood. Go look on the wall in the dead center of the King St Atlantic bridge I sloshed blood all over the wall like a Jack the Ripper slaying. The motor oil bottle fell out of a bag, we ditched the blody sheet in a construction site too someone is going to be freaked out tomorrow! Forensics! We had to walk from Bovine cos not enough cabs out there it was the NYE of Halloween last night. It was cold but we toughed it, starving too, but for some reason didn’t get any snacks from the gas station?? Bumped in to Snake and had a funny wasted conversation in his mouse ears and nose and he told me to be friends with our old friends and I was like they hate me and he’s like no, do it! Then I told the boys who that was when he walked away and they were like WHAAAAT!!? SNAKE! but he was too far away. Haha.

I also have all of these to put up.

24 thoughts on “See you in Hell

  1. this one guy as “roadkill” said the most lurid nasty things to me and to his gf about me to her then repeated it again im like uhh cool im the headlining act do you want to win a costume prize or not shut up and go to stage. having blood all over you is a good way to get perverts away from you.

  2. Yeah im sure it’s a good way to keep many people away….. Those people don’t know how to have a good time. Whats a little blood between friends….. Oh wait that officially sounded creepy as fuck.

    C’est la Vie

  3. No surprise. Girls sexually assault me all the time. You just the most adorable teddy bear ever

    Picnic time

  4. Working… as is my life now…It’s been a few weeks without a day off… got the next three off though…. a lil bit of freedom

    Unemployed Blog Slave :(

  5. Oh thank god. What would I do with out my omi-present master. I promise to serve you well in the future. Next time you need someone to bathe you in blood or apply nipple pasties just hit me up on the bat phone and ill be there.

    Groveling at your feet.

  6. Hey pretty lady I put up some videos. Just waiting on one other to upload. I have a TON of photos to put up too which I will do soon.

  7. I don’t even get a moment to reflect on the insane things I do cos I’m already off to the next thing. Sean said the Beatles didn’t get to enjoy what they did for years. Good point, keep the momentum

    Madonna was like this too
    photos remind you of the life you lived or missed

    time to slow down a bit and smell the roses xxx

  8. Red alert! Nice bum, where you from? As a friend.

    Looked like a lot of fun.

    “People think they are exploiting me but really, I am exploiting them.” classic.

  9. Other than being sexy for your boyfriend, is this seriously new age burlesque or talent? Your body looked great, etc but I’m lost. So glad I chose another rockin’ halloween party. Maybe a year of practice.

  10. Confused loser, we put on a 12 song set showcase (and had a celebrity dancer pastel supernova join last minute day of), you care a lot it seems and feel threatened or excluded? this was performance art, a fantastic party, we put a lot of work in to it. Since when was halloween about competition but since you mentioned it how much money did you make on halloween? Go to the competition or be it, The bovine love us, everyone makes bank, has a great time, great vibe. i filled a niche, and it works where is the confusion here? Staring in to the faces of impressed people is proof enough for me. I haven’t even posted all of the footage. I hope you give your head a shake and get out of the Toronto Syndrome, sour grapes do not taste good. Now fade back in to obscurity I am busy working on my next successful and hugely relevant masterpiece, thank you.

    ps. if you are referring to the grid piece, it was my business angle know-how ploy to get kate to write about my show and it worked. New age what what? I was baked when was interviewed on the phone who fucking cares get over it and work on your own empire.

  11. OMg! I second what teacher said. You could seriously turn me lez. What an effing babe!!!! (with all due respect teacher!)

    I heart the shit out of you!!


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