Meet the Kerouacs
going out as my mom/a cougar tonite. watch your back cubs.
i told her what i was wearing and she snapped I DON’T WEAR GOLD.
well, tonite you do. she’s bringing me cougar print ears and a matching tail. she wears the same costume every year so it makes sense that i wear these two pithy attempts at a costume. it’s what SHE would do so i’ll stay true to form here. also this means i get to be rude and filterless all nite long and get in on everybody else’s business. perfs.
my dad keeps wigging out every time he looks at me hahaha.
horror stories of how the nite goes to come.
my uncle (who is ten times more insane than my mother) is going out with us too and a bunch of my mom’s friends. hilarious. tonite would be the nite to follow me around with a camera to start stockpiling trainwreck family secrets footage for the inevitable reality show. BYE!