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hope you like scumbags

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hello comrades. presently giving’er in burlington. who’d ever thunk one could just enjoy being a skidrat in the burbs where you are understimulated city. i’ve been hanging pictures up with my dad, rather, critiquing his efforts and doling out grades. A- dad. i don’t know why i find that so hilarious.

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here i am waiting for the train. tfc fans were filing by. kinda hard to go zen in a photo shoot of one when a score of red and white drunken blur parade of people are ogling you and you’re not wearing any pants.

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like so. is it even necessary to mention anymore how many fucking stupid comments get made to me, at me, while i’m in this blue collar town? like, ugh. i know these people look at celeb rags so they’ve seen outlandish outfits before therefore why is your mind blown inside out when i go by in socks? no different than the waitress’ uniform (pub kilt and knee socks) plus i’m the only one wearing a light jacket, loads warmer than the slonkies in gauzy shirts on the patio there. my outfit is tons more practical. there’s just something about shorts that sets people off, they are just unappreciated and unaccepted, uninvited. how do they differ so than the whore in the mini? it’s because i look good in a different way. i could look good in a common way and everyone’d just be happier but no, they can’t handle the extra factor. she looks good AND confident! GET HERRRRR! oh my god i’m so oppressed.

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insert head blown off sound effect here.

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i should just be like I’M SORRY I JUST REALLY LIKE BASEBALL OK IS THAT OK WITH YOU? like how suburban secret lesbian chicks all wear basketball jerseys and play still.

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this is what building a hipster looks like. we had a great afternoon. by the time we hit h&m i was like ok auntie lauren is tired now it’s time for a bench. many photos to come. i spoiled her.

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i bought that shirt hanging up there but i have to get a bra, wicked see-thru. my mom comes in after with the same one in her hand and i died laughing cos i was in my change room looking at it and another pink shirt and thought i am so fucking turning into my mother she would buy this shirt no problem. i tried to get her to buy the same one too but she didn’t like how it fit her on the back. she looked really cute in it. i basically bought hailey a hipster starter 101 kit. poketo wallet. kawaii style chachkas. change purse. necklace. money. freedom scarf. sunglasses. lip gloss. styled outfit from f21.

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ok as if i’m not going out as courtney love for halloween. all i have to do is, just go out. simple. and not wash my hair for three days or get any sleep and go on a bender. NO. PROBLEM.

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smell you later.

spending money like crazy. no more splurges.

7 thoughts on “hope you like scumbags”

  3. I told a girl tonight that she looked like Courtney Love but I prefaced it with not nearly as old or as cracky. She still wasn’t impressed.

    Auntie Lauren is tired now. lol

  4. Oh man…overspending sucks!!!! I had 90 euros in my account and the husb and I spent it all on booze and partying. I don’t even own a hairdryer yet! Still don’t have a job…employers’ loss that’s for sure.

    So without a blowdryer, I am trying to convince everyone that my hairstyle is all the rage in New York, called “caught in the rain chic”. Might be a bit of a hard sell in IRELAND, but we’ll see. Anyhoo, you’ve got a great eye for these things: who should I go as on halloween, seeing as I can’t afford shit? For you, going as Courtney seems like a lot of fun – do it while you’re blond babe!

    P.S.: You’re legs look amazing…..I also love that wedding cake! Geez…

  6. Hello Raymi,

    how goes the man search? I was in Toronto last week and my wife was on the prowl for raymi, we were in Roncessvalles and she was on the look out at Timothy’s and some delis we stopped in. Maybe next time. Be ready for a picture, my wife seems to be obsessed with you, and your blog. She always says she wants to buy your style (whatever that means). She will get a kick out of seeing this the next time she browses your responses.

    Ttyl.
    Kirk and the Mrs. :)

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