the darkness was total
today i consumed so far:
3 coffees
ginger green tea
blue menu veggie chili with a light laughing cow thrown in
another laughing cow cheese triangle
a banana
some rice/veg leftovers what roommates made
2 pumpkin pie kashi granola bars
bowl of apple cinnamon oatmeal
I AM A MONSTER.
the question now is should i invest in a large tub of nutella? or will that just make me go on a carb’s hoovering spree cos i’ll require vessels to spread that hazelnut bullshit on? (as if i wouldn’t just end up eating it with a spoon and chasing it with more weed).
and i’m going to assume you all vote yes cos you want me to go heffer.
LIKE YOU!
BYE I LOVE YOU FOREVER!
I voted yes, particularly because Nutella spread on graham crackers is… unreal.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, nutella. I eat that stuff right outta the jar.
That position with your legs over you that you have been doing for 7 of the past 9 years I have been reading, is way super F-able. Well done young Minx.
nutella with no weed.
brian:eww
Nutella on rye bread with a strip of crisp bacon. Try it, Raymi.
slice up an apple and dip ‘er in there.
I LOVE Nutella. So good, so dangerous.. fattening though
I voted no
What does your flower tattoo mean?
I voted yes, there’s a special place in my heart for Nutella.
We don’t want you to go heffer, just happy. Is a chocolate bar less calories, but not as fun to eat. They should make tiny cups of nutella.
P.S. How about sexy and leave it at that brian, you are way super mockable.
Even better than Nutella on graham crackers… Nutella and ganj on graham crackers. Weed cookies. Best thing ever.
-Take a cracker, spread Nutella all over it.
-Cover Nutella with about a 1g+ of finely ground bud (coffee grinder works awesome).
-Top with another Nutella covered cracker to sandwich.
-Place in microwave for 15 seconds.
-Wrap in tinfoil like a little pakage, making sure all the sides are tightly covered for no leakage.
-Place in oven for 22 minutes at 320 degrees.
-Remove and cool in fridge for a bit.
-Unwrap. Eat. Give it 30-45 mins and ENJOY!
You get an all over body high that lasts for hours without having to go through the hassle of making a whole thing of brownies. The Nutella, since it’s made with hazelnuts, has the right amount of fat in it that it absorbs the THC perfectly.THC absorbs into fat at 325 degrees, so the microwaving is a crucial step since it heats up the centre first. Don’t skimp of the bud though, because then they don’t work at all and you just end up wasting weed, which is never any fun.
Weirdest thing ever: seeing Italian guys in southern Thailand, carting around a jar of the stuff at the hotel. (Although I was secretly envious of their chutzpah)
nutella doesn’t make you fat, its made of nuts and chocolate and a special little ingredient i like to call WHO CARES.
Where does one get large jars of Nutella? (I believe that’s a vat) I only see the small ones…
costco
apple and nutella are delicious together.
How are those pumpkin pie kashi bars? I saw them at the grocery store a few weeks ago and was tempted but wasn’t sure if they would be delicious or disgusting.
holy oil of olay you look so young in that 2nd picture, lol.
theyre good. one box and your curiosity will be satiated. thanks jason! smiling does wonders.