GUESS WHAT? hi!
not to be conceited or anything but how come i am single? LOOK AT ME! FUCK!
adorable sacrilicious locket.
i’m always late. here’s one of ten billion reasons why.
it’s not purely narcissism it’s just, i look like crap 50% of the time, so why not capture and share the other 50% where i look like angel kisses. this jumper is from costa blanca, 30% off everything in the store right now. GO.
and not to be a dick or anything but i’m a size zero now, however, i went for a size two cos it’s a skinny day and i just know by mid-month trying to squeeze into a stupid jumper size zero is just asking for bloated forever. no nono i’m not a zero everywhere, just in jumpers i guess. i should have asked for a size negative infinity that’s how stupid a size zero is. try starting with ONE you fucks.
ok late for the ball, adios muchachos.
(there’s a twitter hashtag for tonite i forget what it is though).
March 18th, 2010 at 4:53 pm
If you want we can married right now, Look I m lookn skinny today! http://twitpic.com/19ea45
March 18th, 2010 at 4:54 pm
You are a hot bitch. That is all.
March 18th, 2010 at 7:19 pm
you look fantabulous.
March 18th, 2010 at 7:31 pm
Wow you look so hot in jumpers. Jealous! I am way too short and they look really dumpy on me.
Awesome hair btw. You look good with curls. Very coquettish.
March 18th, 2010 at 7:56 pm
gorgeous.
March 18th, 2010 at 8:22 pm
Holy shit!!! Amazing hair……seriously.
March 19th, 2010 at 12:19 am
Aaaand finally got to see you in person but too damn shy to introduce myself. Ah well, keep it up and don’t stop being entertaining.
March 19th, 2010 at 12:39 am
That jumper. I’m in love! BC better have the same costa blanca sale! semi-related fyi side note: i found your blog two years ago while searching for fashion blogs
March 19th, 2010 at 3:17 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap-OO0xqTe4
March 19th, 2010 at 8:27 am
fly away in my space rockit
you no need poot moneyi in my pockit
the door is close I just lockit
I put my glo plug in your sockit
http://tinyurl.com/locketrhyme
March 19th, 2010 at 10:10 am
How do you pee when you have nylons + jumper?? I have faced this dilemma before.
March 19th, 2010 at 10:25 am
Loving the bangs…. looking great. Best survey question ever today… made me giggle. Do you jerk off to posts?
March 19th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
yeah.
how COME you are still single.
Can you cook?
March 19th, 2010 at 4:12 pm
im just kidding. choosing to be single til the next wrong guy comes along.
March 19th, 2010 at 6:52 pm
and thank you everyone. you are too nice to me. i am humbled.
March 19th, 2010 at 8:04 pm
The only problem with all of this is that Social Media is dead already. Google it.
The main reason being that too many people jumped in = saturation. Another is that the very nature of the medium is a major mystique killer. People are beginning to realize that their so-called celebrity heroes are just as boring as they are and they’re tuning out. Finally, there’s no money in it for the lay person; Corporations have tried to adopt it and when they jump on something, the whole thing begins to ring false and collapses. Right now Grandpa is dancing to it.
However, viral media still has a life and should for the foreseeable future, not to mention that there is actually money to be made there too.
March 19th, 2010 at 9:05 pm
I suck because I responded to the wrong post and for other reasons also. I couldn’t blog even if I attended a seminar. Delete.