far from the carnage of the fiery sun

casie claims to not have known that i bought these shoes and i call mad bullshit on that despite how much the woman doth protest. you saw my UO tweet about the shit i had coming in so how could you have missed the incoming aldo shoes tweet? heheheh. whatever, i am not one of those only i can own it types. in fact, i heartily welcome uniformity. twins are hot. fact. go to redtube, type in twins. you’re welcome. if you go out dressed alike you get more dudes cruising you because you gave them a means to get over the insecurity shyness barrier: matching outfits. now they can approach you and say something unclever about being sisters.

i thought i was stronger, or she lighter. man i am just full of compliments today.

haha ahah hey remember when i tried to carry you ahuhuhhaha yeah that was funny.

do you remember what i was saying here?

oh who cares.

requisite blogger photo. sean, keri, carly, breanna, CASIE DUH, and crystal.

lady blogga loves it when i make fun of her. she’s pretty quick, but i nail her every time. the more challenged i am socially the more i fucking bring it. nothing personal. casie was making a point of (way too many times) informing me that apparently there is some sort of rival between us? um, i don’t even think we’re comparable. we’ll address it another day. i mean, if you want a rival, we can script one a la paris/ritchie. also, lady blogga theme party?

went meta a few times. oh look it’s me looking at me looking at me. cool party. no seriously it was i showed up late and i’d like to think everyone was half in the bag already. not breanna though, she’s cleansing (pussy).

adorable. her twitter thumbnail is FULLY to blame (thank) for me going back to bang’s land.


so many silent lurkers last nite. you guys are annoying.




i am so glad to be back in the city i cannot even tell you. i am very happy i’m so far west too so i can just saunter down to the beach by lakeshore. what’s the name for it?

oh what a spread, who’s the culinary expert?

time to get down to business.

BUT I AM SUCKING IT IN.

didn’t bring my camera down to the pool/tub area as i knew it would be underwater in seconds. oh well.

some people were actually interested in the oscars.

casie’s roommate sabrina did this. stealing the idea!

after swimming inhaled these. i am so bloated right now i want to go into hiding but i can’t, covering for kamila for a few hours. why not it’s gorgeous out i should go be somebody today.



caring is the new failure.















March 8th, 2010 at 12:39 pm
i admire your ability to work the bodysuit (bathingsuit) and jeans outfit in this day and age.
that sounds sarcastic but seriously. cool.
March 8th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
being partially insane helps. in the end no one wanted to see me swimming in it haha.
March 8th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Sunnyside, between the Palais Royale and Sunnyside Bathing Pavilion (!)
wonderful old gnarly trees down there…
Post story today? Yay!
XX, eh
March 8th, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Sadly, no competition or rivalry with Casie. Your blog stomps her blog. I’m not even sucking up. Facts are facts.
March 8th, 2010 at 1:33 pm
that’s a little mean eh.
March 8th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Where you guys on Chatroulette too?
March 8th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
no. i’ve never tried it and i really want to.
March 8th, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Seriously, who DON’T you bump boobs with?!
I thought I was special.
March 8th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
see you soooooooooooooooon!
March 8th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Yeah, Sunnyside. Another reason I’m excited to move back to the west end.
March 8th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
nice one
March 8th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Last night was super fun and I’m glad we got to hang.
ps. The popcorn was made by the sober girl….
March 8th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
So fun hanging. Thanks for coming over. Always a pleasure
March 8th, 2010 at 7:43 pm
WHoa, comment fail! You were still logged in on my comp! Anyhoo “So fun hanging. Thanks for coming over. Always a pleasure
” ♥
March 8th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
THAT’S RIGHT. I MADE THAT POPCORN.
7 O’Clock PM on Friday it’s all over. Drunk just thinking about it.
March 9th, 2010 at 1:41 am
Here’s looking forward to Breanna on that first night out at the end of the cleanse! blog the hell out of it, it’s going to be a show!
March 9th, 2010 at 11:45 am
It drove me nuts– I saw Casie’s “new shoe debut” and thought, ‘where have I seen these before– it’s something raymi would buy’ …so strange. neat, nonetheless.
March 9th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
i think the pic of you smiling in the body/bathing suit (5th pic down) is my favorite pic you
your smile is so incredibly infectious, its making me smile just lookin at it
oh and holyfuckingshit you got some mad hot obliques goin on there
March 9th, 2010 at 4:08 pm
Breanna is the HOTNESS
March 9th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Pretty sure that right up there ^ was my sister.
Love ya ash.