becawse it is a punchy joose
i have this accent down-pat now. this is from when i first busted it out and it was fun decorating the tree talking like this. words with more than two syllables are choice. like, orn-a-ment for instance. i just decided that “for instance” is going to make its way into as many sentences as possible (that i speak) after everything i say. it will be my new like.
you get a massive headache from laughing and your jaw kills too. bye!

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December 16th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
LOL
December 16th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Ha ha
December 16th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Tom Arnold and Conan O’brien were poking fun of him last night, imitating his voice while eating snitzel
December 16th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Oh man, I love Conan! I wish I saw that. I clearly don’t love him enough to watch though ha ha
December 16th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
that a Lou Ferrigno-esque deaf guy voice is apparently an undertone to this is what I think is funy
December 16th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Haven’t laughed harder at a video in recent memory (maybe yesterday). This one takes the cake.
Hopin’ your holidaze are full of cheer!!
December 16th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Right now my husband and I are working on Christopher Walken accents. It’s hard!
December 16th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Damn hilarious for sure … the second vid didn’t work for some reason….fucking error.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
I had an Aaaaahnold routine too. “As Governor of Califoooooohnia, I prah-mise to work to reduce greenhouse gaaases! I will criss-cross the state and SMASH every greenhouse, hothouse, and t’ings of this nature, until they contain no more gass, hahahaha!”
December 16th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Ironic for a talk-show host to be named “Conan”, a name Arnold Schwarzenegger himself popularized, eh?
December 17th, 2009 at 1:31 am
omg i love this! my brother does a hilarious arnold impression but mostly his stupid noises this made me think of him.
December 17th, 2009 at 4:03 am
well, that was highly disspapointing.
Im sure it was very funny when you were high, but in all honestly, its not that funny.
thanks,
everyone who’s sober.
December 17th, 2009 at 10:48 am
what does disspapointing mean again? you sound like fun! i’m sorry all the other moments wherein i am an exact dead ringer for arnold were not captured for your bitter funky pleasure, sorry to disspapoint you but like, i’m sick and i don’t care how i come across to losers on the internet (you). speaking of, why are you on my blog at 4 in the morning?
December 17th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
HAHAHAH yeah bitch. I also like how she assumes that everyone who thinks it’s funny has to be fucked up. I was completely sober. It was fucking funny.
December 17th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
maybe she should go to arnold’s website next time so she won’t be so disspapointed.
December 17th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Then she’d likely just make fun of how he talks, cause she’s a bitch like that. I wonder what she hates about herself to be so horribly mean to everyone else for no reason.
December 17th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
how can someone who cruises blogs at 4 in the morning (allegedly sober) be so uptight?
December 17th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Aah think it’s becawse she needs a punchy joose!
December 17th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
she shood try launching a grenade into the sun like me it feels gooHd!
December 17th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Thanks for the smile of my grumpy face.