SPLINTER!
no no, not this guy.
THIS ONE!
ten years in my leg what a little wimp hey? in four hours when flickr allows me to upload another photo of it get ready to be amazed. (that is a teeny tiny match ps. so according to scale i haven’t the first clue what to tell you maybe i should call a model train store?)
pulling that thing out was a serious high it came out all in one piece thankfully after fifteen LONG minutes of plucking and digging at it, prying and clearing the skin around the area then my phone starts ringing or something and by that time i was so fed up with trying so hard to get it out i just yanked the fucker out all in one go and it was like cumming (sorry parents, your fault not mine that you read this thing) i dunno, it was great. GREAT GREAT. feeling a foreign object depart your body is a relief you should probably shove some wood in your thigh too just to experience the thrill.
oh and i have to start practicing aussie i have to blog like i’m in australia (not on here, elsewhere on the netz) so any tips would be muchly appreciated.
September 30th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
I guess the body doesn’t break those suckers down
I’d get it taken out by a doctor next time…
September 30th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
That must of felt great to finally get out
September 30th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
I”m slightly grossed out, but intrigued by this blog post…
September 30th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
i have pencil lead in my leg. that probably can’t be good. glad you got that sucker out!
September 30th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
i had part of a hampster tooth stuck under my fingernail for like 6 months back in high school…it was amazing to finally get it out.
i also hate hampsters.
September 30th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
ouch you are brave! i guess that splinter had a good run. I almost choked laughing at the picture of splinter hahaa
September 30th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html
Yup, they actually use those words. (I was there for 7 months).
September 30th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
10 years?!
September 30th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
You’re fucking weird
September 30th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
in Australia? good on ya shelia, bloody Awesome! will think of some tips for ya
October 1st, 2009 at 10:13 am
hahahaa ew
October 2nd, 2009 at 6:22 am
Just call anyone you don’t like a Bogan, and any girl you don’t like a Mole.
October 2nd, 2009 at 9:41 am
you’re gay!! i’m bored- blog already
October 3rd, 2009 at 1:46 am
hmmmm weird? na not the right description. tap into every one’s psyche on this machine of infinite interconnectedness more likely. cosmic
October 5th, 2009 at 1:21 am
Blog like you’re an australian? Well, it depends on A) How believeable you want to be, and B) How “Australian” you want to be.
Are you wanting to sound like a steve-irwin-bogan-type australian (comical, basically no aussies speak like that) or what?
The average australian, at least the people I know, do not use even 10% of the ‘slang’ on the above mentioned website, but if you are wanting to sound like steve irwin then it’s a good list to take words from.
And I don’t know one australian that says “G’day mate”, but then again, I don’t surround myself with badly educated bogans either.
I cringe at the thought that the most recognised australians are the irwin family, dame edna, kenny the toilet guy and crocodile dundee. It makes me ashamed to be an australian.
(Bogan = White trash/redneck = Chav)
Will stop rant now.
October 5th, 2009 at 1:23 am
Forgot to mention, instead of saying “thank you” or “thanks” say “cheers” thats very australian.
October 6th, 2009 at 6:48 am
just call everyone “mate” and say “she’ll be right” often