munchies
aka stoner snack 101. when will there be a term for drunk munchies? anyway, this usually happens when you don’t eat enough before going out and then on the way home fil someone says aw come on do you really need to go to the store i’m not hungry ok fine we have those pita chips i can deal then muhfuckur eats the entire bowl lying down in bed before you even make it back from the bathroom.
trying to describe (to someone who has not yet experienced their perfection) what these little bitches taste like would be like trying to describe a monet to a blind person.
fil it’s your turn to clean the stove.
oh god yes.
find a nice pita break it in half flavour side down and get the light laughing cow cheeses you really won’t be able to tell the difference from the regular guys.
break a cheese in half to spread it out cos it’s so rich.
then top it off with one of these party guests. you’d think it’d take away from the whole equation but actually it adds to it, brings all the flavour together nicely. if these were laid out on a platter at a party in a corner of the room and you were the only one who noticed you’d eat the entire fucking tray i bet you 500 dollars.
and now for my other new discovery last nite that i am “making a thing” – i realized that guys are the new girls, seriously, these four quacks were just gabbin’ away like no big thing at all meanwhile us four broads sat all in a row totally ignored and once you finally got a word in they’d just stare blankly at you then go back into their sex and the city world. i know! when did this happen? guys are like livin’ large all independent and casual and uh whatever it was funnier to me at the time. another good zinger to brosz7 was you’re so drunk you couldn’t even play the triangle then he pissed himself laughing at it for a bit. he considered himself a 4/10 for drunk at the time HA right! more like an 8.9 guy can’t even tell his own drunk also it is illegal for guys to admit that too. one more thing i like how wordpress now identifies ‘brosz7′ as a real word and doesn’t underline it in red.
UPDATE: brosz7 puked up his big mac and has since admitted to being over an 8. i win and am always right.
i keep going over in my head all the things i did and did not say. sean and i want to do more of these presentations. in fact when i was up there one woman interrupted and asked if i did it all the time i was so entertainy i said over the mic uh do you think i should? then all the women fiercely nodded their heads off. nice. so one thing, i’m going to expand on my points and put out a how to be famous on the internet book. why i haven’t already ugh anyway, my other emo book can wait. secondly more of these talks now that i’ve done it the scared has gone away.
haha.
sass blogged a little bit of the evening portion of wednesday nite (that i still haven’t) sean covered both the day and eve’s events as did casie.
i should get that dress in other colours too eh?
May 29th, 2009 at 11:27 am
What’s on the charts?
May 29th, 2009 at 11:28 am
stats
May 29th, 2009 at 11:34 am
right, of course. haha
May 29th, 2009 at 11:35 am
file that one under DOYE
May 29th, 2009 at 11:42 am
i wondered WHAT stats! nice ass pic
May 29th, 2009 at 11:44 am
Look at you go! you should work at a bank.
May 29th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
OOOH! Hot dress. Get it in ALL colours!
May 29th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
You can borrow mine. I have purple and black… Anytime babes. As long as I can borrow the grey!
May 29th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
ill get deodorant all over it so i need my own but thanks
May 29th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
So like which sex in the city girl am I?
May 29th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
you are the old cougar drunk slut one
May 29th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
yeah, that is a hot dress, buy ‘em up
May 29th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
hahaha So which one is Phil?
May 29th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
fil is the lesbian
May 29th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
bahahaha he totally is a lesbian. I’m going to start using that as an insult for guys.
May 29th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
dude welcome to slang 2004
May 29th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
another great drunk (or sober) snack is cheese whiz on a soda cracker with a slice of pickle on top. delish! and another weird one that is suprisingly delicious is a saltine with a slice of cheddar and half a marshmallow on top… put a tray of those in the oven and get them all melty and toasty. ohhhh ya.
May 29th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
oh my god i need to start smoking weed again
May 29th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
i thought my friend was insane when she made me eat a cracker with marshmallow and cheddar on it but it was so so good
May 29th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
have you dipped a mcdonald’ french fry in a mcdonalds chocolate shake? havent had mcd’s in over 3 years but i would if i started again now i have to go look at this is why you’re fat dot com
May 29th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
i use marshmallows to bait fish…works every goddamn time hehe
speaking of pickles…try adding about a half oz or oz shot of DILL pickle juice (you know, from the jar) to a Caesar…
you will be fucking impressed!
May 29th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
If you start smoking weed again, you make sure I’m the second call you make, after you call your gardener.
May 29th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Raymi, where did you get that dress????
WANT.
May 29th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
winners
May 29th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
AHAHHAH the starcounter photo !!!!!
also, yes to in other colours.
May 29th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Drunk+Munchines=Drunkies
May 29th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
that one occurred to me as well ‘cept in my head i say it drunkchies and my brain keeps stumbling over it. actually i think it just grew on me. thank you for your help.
May 29th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
woah i’m totally creeped out by another Lia on the commenths here… i’m all “wait wha? did i write that?”
anyhoo i love your whole ensemble with the jacket and laptop bag. v. sweet.
ps its me lia (p)
May 29th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
really? dairylea? i am on coke, and that thought is really…can you imagine anything worse than imagining dairylea on coke? No.
May 29th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
I’m happy to oblige, Ms.TheMinx. my friends and I have been using that one for years.
May 30th, 2009 at 9:32 am
yes two lias how popular i am!
oh no kirsty sorry!
May 30th, 2009 at 9:44 am
love the dress, get it in all colours.
i need u to be my personal shopper b/c wowsas.
June 8th, 2009 at 3:57 am
Holy Cow…know this is old but I saw the cheese, wanted the cheese but it was a no show ‘down under’. Then, udderly freakin fantastic! Voila it appears on tv in an ad and then i find it today. No light version how evs! Still you infultrate my mind and taste buds with your foodiness/goodness. Gaah. K x