take a drink when
OK LETS PLAY I HAVE NEVER, ready go.
I have never/not the following things:
been to a spa – heinous i know, why must i suffer lord, my life just isn’t pampery enough yet, so unfair. i need a tiny japanese lady to walk on my back and slap the back of my calves and finish me off. whatever, i have issues with massages from people i know let alone some stranger kneading soft moans out of me ew.
been to disneyland/world – i know, are you crying yet? cos i am. i didn’t even go to canada’s wonderland until i was 15, ridiculous.
tried acid, or heroin, or crack, or meth – shocking i know but yeah i am like, so much better than everyone else.
gotten my driver’s license – turns out jack kerouac didn’t either. i do plan to right this one though. for the record i CAN drive stick.
been snowboarding – skiing infrequently yes, i don’t get the whole dressing up like a baby just to possibly do the splits, break my ankles, and/or possibly sink my face into a tree i’m not exactly fred astaire on those things. i cannot even make simulated snowboarding happen on wii fit so i’m gonna file this one under FUCK and THAT i’ll be waiting for you in the hot tub.
been backpacking – sorry take this right of passage and shove it i was too busy being a giant fucking mess and partying til i lost my mind. win.
had an std – phewf.
ok this is boring now there seemed to be more when i was in the bath.
March 11th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Yup, I need to get my driver’s license too. Hell I need to learn how to drive. Living in the city, and not really needing to go out further than where public transport will take me has made the NEED to drive nonexistent.
It’s a goal of mine, this year, to get the license. Maybe I can fake the driving.
March 11th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
no driver’s liscence! i suppose it’s different when you have semi-decent public transport, but where i come from, Sticksville, that would be like relegating yourself to your home.
March 11th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
I’ve done all except STD (did have a scare though, does that count?) and the list of drugs. Why get your license? It works better as an “sorry, I can’t be Designated” excuse if you don’t have a license.
March 11th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Let’s go get facials and manicures! I’ll drive.
March 11th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
No driver’s licence Raymi! Girl, you haven’t lived until you’ve been in the driver’s seat doing all kinds of wonderful things.
March 12th, 2009 at 12:29 am
I need to get my license too.
March 12th, 2009 at 4:33 am
Disneyworld sucks. 85% obese people, boring rides, mediocre food, ridiculous prices.
Bah.
March 12th, 2009 at 6:32 am
I’ve never done those things either, ‘cept for the driver’s license thing.
And as for Canada’s Wonderland, I didn’t go til I was older, too. I fuckin’ suck. My parents must have hated me.
March 12th, 2009 at 8:56 am
I can’t drive either! I have a permit for ID purposes.
March 12th, 2009 at 9:41 am
gotta love a woman who can drive the stick
March 12th, 2009 at 11:03 am
if you can skate you can ski or snowboard
cute blonde
March 12th, 2009 at 11:07 am
i skate very well actually just over that too.
March 12th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Before I tried snowboarding I was a little apprehensive but I had never ridden on a board of *any* kind, so…If you can skate well enough I’m sure you’d do just fine on a snowboard!
And I agree, Disneyland sucks, I’d much prefer to be in Toronto.
March 13th, 2009 at 11:41 am
I saw this print in a vintage shoppe yesterday of your tattoo dolly!
March 13th, 2009 at 11:42 am
excuse me what????