too soon
i saw a girl wearing flats yesterday WITHOUT SOCKS OR ANYTHING and a normal looking winter outfit, jeans jacket backpack etc but like satin joe fresh flats with porcelain veiny shocking white skin sticking out way too much so and i could tell in her face she was like woah, this was a bad idea. she was pullin’ some sort of robot hustle. in summation, yesterday was not at all warm enough for sockless flats.
oh and guess who is never having vodka shirley temples ever again?
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the intensity of these shots will make more sense another day. oh but if you were wanting to road test a v shirley make sure you have a good base that does not primarily consist of HOT salami. sugar hangover plus fire bathroom trips ahh man, cool story. yesterday’s hair did not rule. it slayed actually.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:13 am
I saw a group of about 4 girls in Ottawa a couple weeks ago wearing flats and spandex shirt dress things. No leggings, nothing. There was at least a foot of snow and they were just trudging along (to the club?). They probably even had snow between their toes, it was retarded.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:33 am
winners
March 5th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
why do we always pick the drink with highest gut rot factor like honestly
March 5th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
yeah next we should try snake piss? srsly i wanted to kill myself on the toilet this morning.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
I have been wearing Honest Ed and/or Joe Fresh flats with no socks all week. I am a dumb.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
well im sure the rest of your outfit went with it, this chick’s did NOT. you are always the exception not the rule l’il munchkin.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
AWwwwwww. And you should replace Justin Long in He’s Just Not That Into You with heartmelting fall in love with you lines like that.
<3<3<3Aunti**luviNG~~
March 5th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I’m glad you mentioned this. I was beginning to think I was getting very old very fast. The kids (haha they’re 18) tht live in my house wear flip flops *all winter long*. I am not joking. It isn’t Canada cold but 30F is too fecking cold for flip flops. I immediately thought “I am an old woman who doesn’t get kids these days” and had a little freak out in my brain. You are like, six years younger that I am so I don’t feel bad anymore. Thanks Raymi.
March 5th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
feed her even more meat no matter how much it hurts her the next day, she loves it
what
what i meant hot salami
hahah delete this comment
March 5th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
you kids are so cuuuuute.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Dude this is a totally random question, but if you bought a pair of leggings and they were kind of loose in the knee, but fit everywhere else, would you take them back for a smaller size? Help!
March 6th, 2009 at 9:30 am
how loose in the knee are they, does it really matter? i probably wouldn’t out of laziness and i have stick legs so they’re bound to sag in places. just chuck em in the dryer and over a period of time of wearing them they mold to your shape.
March 7th, 2009 at 11:28 am
My cousin recently decided to name alcoholic Shirley temples – Molly Walkers after this girl she knew who is 25 and had been drinking shirley temples thinking they had alcohol in them. She was caught when at the bar she mentioned to her friend, who was also drinking a ST, that this one was particularly “strong”. Someone was then nice enough to let her know the truth. therefore alcohlic shirley temples = Molly Walkers
March 7th, 2009 at 11:31 am
i’ve heard them called shirley temple blacks, but i don’t know what that is. googling now.
March 10th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
I call those dirty shirleys.
March 10th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
GREAT NAME