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oh man i love hurley but seriously they need to give him a new word he sounds like me.
also this is my next necklace, and there’s a mystery surprise one on the way too so excited. remember JaM Jewelry? well it’s called Le Petit Colis now (become a fan on facebook cos jane still has yet to make a site for her pieces this is a reminder nag) and it’s all still very pretty as hell.
ahh man the sun is blasting me in the face right now my lips feel like dried-up prunes also my arm is on fire. i am being blinded right now holy suntan booth winter sun is the craziest good thing i’m too lazy to just stand up and draw the curtains. *update: drew curtains, put on chapstick, we’re good now. brosz7kowski is coming over to get blasted with me tonite, i bailed on that totally unhip thing we were going to do so fil’s flyin’ solo. i’ll let him share it with you himself. also can you believe it is march already, i’m going to be 26 at the end of the month. yipes.
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a hilarious (to me at least) white trash conversation with brosz7kowski
Matthew: I need to spend my orgy of spending way mroe than I make
hahaha I meant “I need to stop”
me: ahhahaha
wtf
when do u want to come over
how cold is it
fuck im lazy
i have vodka and some wine but not much i think thats enough for me
if yr doing a booze run can u grab me something ill get u back
Matthew: Hey, so what’s the plan?
me: scroll back retard
come over whenever you want basically
Matthew: Cool, I’ll be there at 7
me: ok
are u going to the lcbo
Matthew: Yes
me: can u get me a beer
Matthew: Yes
me: what beer are u getting
i just want like a bottle of stella or something
also i have no cash on me so that will have to wait too hahaha (actually i do i just checked)
im a total winner today
Matthew: I’m in a meeting. I’ll talk when I get out
me: k
Matthew: so you just want one bottle?
me: maybe two to be safe
Matthew: so we are supposed to get blasted and you’re gonna drink a whopping 2 beers?
me: no those are my primers
Matthew: I’m assuming you’re going to drink the vodka and wine too?
me: i have vodka and a pinch of wine
yes duh
Matthew: aw good choice
me: then ill drink some turpentine
Matthew: I can’t wait for the hangover gchat conversation tomorrow
me: and have like seven tylenol 3s
Matthew: I have t4’s
I mix them in my vodka
me: oh man future brain is going to be rockin
bHAHAHA youre kidding right
Matthew: I’ve done it before
hahaha
me: man i want to see what my liver looks like
or yours
ha
Matthew: it’s best not to think about it
me: a nice long slow party death
not so bad
Matthew: I was talking to someone recently that if I won the lottery it would be the worst thing in the world for me because I’d be dead in a month
Kilos of coke for everyone!
hey, I don’t have to stop drinking ever cause I never have to go to work
I’ll just keep doing coke and speed to stay up and never sleep
me: hahahahahahahaha
hurley makes me paro of winning the lottery
so funny that scene, mom breaks ankle then house is on fire and the cops come and arrest him
Matthew: hahaha
trust me, my fears are more realisitic
me: there should be a spliced video of him saying dude
i think they must have spoofed him on SNL
Matthew: hahaha I bet it’s on youtube
there’s one thing on youtube of all of sawyer’s insults to him
me: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
im right!
Matthew: bahahahahahaha
me: im blogging it
Matthew: so 2 of those big bottles of stella I’m assuming?
me: no not big bottles haha
why dont u just get me a 6 of corona
Matthew: yeah get me 1, I mean 2, yeah 6 is good
hahaha
me: well we can share them i dont mind having extras laying around
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:10 pm
ugh dont feel so bad girl..im gonna be 23 in May and ive heard nothing good about that age so far..
if its anything like being 22 then maybe i will just skip it :S
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:15 pm
that necklace is some sweet shit
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:23 pm
23 would have been good if i didn’t fat cow myself. do it right for the both of us.
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:31 pm
ya man, i hear that…
im trying my best to stay at 135 and under (being 5′8) but omg becks beer and bacon are out to sabotage that..
your site is a nice reality check for what i want to maintain…nice to know that it actually DOES take work to look that good!
i wonder why cid hasnt taken your eating/diet advice. he could use it hee hee
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:33 pm
cid eats 4 times a day, tiny meals, breakfast, lunch, dinner, second dinner. he will never be thin.
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:37 pm
careful matt after 6 she makes you try on her underwear
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:39 pm
does he eat wet food? my fatass orange tabby would die without his “breakfast” and is very clear about the gordon ramsey plate it should be served on. sheesh.
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:39 pm
LMAO @ steph…i wanna see pics of that..
or do i?
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:40 pm
i accidentally gave that bag to the salvation army guy instead of dropping it off in the donations bin, sally ann probably threw it all out, the donation bin would have shipped it to africa. good thing we sped away fast. and anyway hello is someone not getting good use out of those leg warmers?
and yes he eats wet food, and sometimes dry when we run out of wet food.
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:41 pm
aw ya i love those guys xo
just dont make matt cry ok
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:41 pm
This is my guess about Fil’s plans: ***********. Do I win?
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:42 pm
yes you are correct sharpie shhhh haha
and steph it was the wine and my compliments that made you cry oh man what a nite
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:46 pm
OK, I just NOW figured out that LCBO is like a Canadian liquor store. Way for me to be with the program!
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:46 pm
OMG I RULE!!! I am happy that you declined to attend.
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:48 pm
@Mon it took you that long to just google it or piece it together ha nice.
@sharpie yeah it took some careful consideration if brad was going i’d have for sure gone. fil says each member has their OWN bus.
March 3rd, 2009 at 6:39 pm
i’m gonna be 22 near the end of the month it’s. lame.
March 3rd, 2009 at 6:40 pm
i would kill to be 22 forever. not lame.
March 3rd, 2009 at 7:02 pm
ugh. I’m giving up drinking during the week and this post killed me!
March 3rd, 2009 at 7:08 pm
whoops sorry
substitute every booze reference for piss and shit and vom and aids
March 3rd, 2009 at 7:17 pm
soooo much better. thanks!
March 3rd, 2009 at 7:34 pm
HAHAHAHH thanks for taking the lottery longing away from me forever.
my bf gave me a fake lottery ticket on xmas. he said as soon as i finished scratching it he regretted it and it was like watching a train wreck in slow motion. i was all “dan look at this!? Did we just win 25,000?” then he had to tell me. then i almost started crying (we both could’ve really used that money at the time) and everything was awkward. worst joke. i can’t think of any situation that would be funny.
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:18 pm
taylor oh my god that is fucking hilariously heartbreaking hahah.
March 4th, 2009 at 12:13 am
I’d like to have a drink with Raymi … for her forthcoming 26th birthday!
March 4th, 2009 at 12:28 am
dude… i couldn’t hang in after like the 30th “dude”.
March 4th, 2009 at 12:30 am
try watching all 5 seasons in 3 weeks
March 4th, 2009 at 9:08 am
holy shite… i’d feel shipwrecked myself.
March 4th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
awwww, watching that vid made me realize how i miss pip– er, i mean, charlie.
March 4th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
ha i get it i was worried for a sec