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smokey eye tutorial fiiiiinally.

not one but two, TWO of these things. with bonus eyeshadow and eye liner, it is no secret i pile this shit on, on the reg.

it arrived the day i stayed in bed sick all morning/afternoon and watched made of honor and was not feeling pretty at all, so no tutorial video but here are my thoughts and i know some have been poo-pooing these alleged “tube” things. i like this mascara cos these “tubes” (smells like bullshit i know) actually protect your lashes, and it comes off nicely and easily without tearing them out or even having to wash off your makeup which is great for me as i have been passing out in my makeup since 2001 and stopped washing my face at nite when i was 19 for se’ers my face only gets a washing in the shower, all that crap you hear (then nag me with MOM) about pores needing breathing or whatever is bullshit you’ve been brainwashed with so lotions and potions companies can sell more lotions and potions. do i have zits? only around menses time or stress. if you are genetically predisposed to have acne then no amount of cleansers will fix that so stop wasting your money. where was i? oh right, mascara, yeah, it’s good, you put the white stuff on first then the black stuff. i typically (exclusively) wear the cheapest brand of mascara there is (maybelline) cos my lashes take really well to mascara, no falsies here, so it really doesn’t matter which brand BUT i have discovered that less time has been spent ripping mascara off my eyes in the shower or in bed before passing out when i go with the l’oreal. i’m a picker, it’s how i do, sometimes you get a good clump and then a bunch of lashes come out with it and then your eyeball is bald in the morning.

so THAT reason alone is why this is good mascara, if you’re a dirtbag like me then this mascara is for you. i imagine you could use the white part first then apply on top a different brand if you were feeling experimental. haven’t done it yet but i plan to just to see the difference and yeah my lashes feel a bit fuller with the loreal double extension mascara over my maybelline so i don’t know what you’ve all been complaining about, shit’s good.

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