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stir cuh-raaaaaze

guy is currently playing quantum of solace while i am currently drinking sake of solace.

here look at this thing, it is an extremely big deal at my nana and papa’s house, i’m pretty sure i stole it from some place as a kid, someone’s tree maybe? shut up i was 4. this little mouse comes out every year and lives in the christmas umbrella stand’s branches and i search all over til i find it and sometimes if i don’t see it immediately i scream out EXCUSE ME NANA WHERE IS THE MOUSE I GAVE YOU!? like i created jingle bells then nana scurries over and makes a big deal of searching for it with me. on our way there today my mom told me about how the mouse was brought out and i was like GOO-OOOD! in my not another teen movie attitude voice.

like sorry i burdened you with this cutest most retarded thing ever gift when i was a little kid but you’re just going to have to deal ok!

oh and i made this original piece of shit when i was a kid too, it also lives with the mouse I SWEAR TO GOD IF THAT MOUSE EVER GETS LOST I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND.

oh and remember this story? well i found the heart shaped tooth fairy pillow in my nana’s basement hanging off an old shelf of mine.

can you believe i shoved twenties in that teeny pocket and hung it up from the dry cleaner’s coat hanger in the car?

i’m so rain man right now.

11 thoughts on “stir cuh-raaaaaze

  1. homemade xmas ornaments are the best! my mary and joseph paper ornaments have been making their way to the tree since 1989. mary has pipe cleaner for hair and joe lost a leg around 1995. my mom refuses to give them up.

  2. Almost as awesome as my teenage mutant ninja turtles ornaments!

    I’m bummed, my family isn’t even putting a tree up this year :(

  3. When I was in Grade 3 our student teacher made us all mice ornaments. The mouse laid in a half-walnut shell, with a little felt blanket, and the mouse’s face was an almond, with two little eyes and whiskers glued on. I couldn’t resist biting the almond tip, even though I knew it would ruin the ornament…anyways, 20 years later my parents still hang this on the tree every year and laugh, and laugh and laugh at how I bit the nose off. Geez.

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