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you look pretty in your fancy dress

but i detect unhappiness

great, great video. oh how i miss summer.

and did i hallucinate that chris cornell feat. timbaland video just now? cos i can’t find it anywhere online. it was, well i don’t know what it was but i know that it WAS. i was hypnotized and i think i liked it. i think. remember i’m hung so everything is amazing to me right now.

as you can tell i’ve been having a really productive day in bed watching television and now i want to super glue my eyelids shut. don’t get me started on what not to wear. FIL BRING ME BACK COFFEE RIGHT NOW I NEED MY BRAIN BACK.

see this m-f’er, did YOU do this? you are not a nice person whoever you are, you purposely set out to take money out of my pocket. awesome solid gold look at you what a shining star you are! now if someone wants to buy it with its tear-added street cred, let me know. or it can be patched. the drama behind this piece is redonkulous.

i exchanged this for another one cos the cup area was missing thread, should have just sewn it cos the one i have now the foam boob padding is lumpy and now i hate this dress but i’ll still wear it to fil’s work party and the whole time i’ll be self conscious about my lumpy padded tits (as well as ten million other insecurities that pop out of nowhere at these such events). lesson: always buy the dress you try on, no matter what.

good thing i have a reserve of thousands and thousands of pictures on my laptop that i’ve been too lazy to get to. i am going to wipe down that wall the second i get off my ass.

i didn’t even notice the 6 fingers (ok! five fingers 1 thumb you nerd prick) when i bought this.

7 thoughts on “you look pretty in your fancy dress

  1. dry sucks it’s like “look at me i am an alcoholic and i have troubles with that.” so then you look, and read part of the book, and it’s boring. what the hell!

    i’ve seen so many people drink way more and complain way less.

    you should make raymi book club stickers, canada needs its own oprah right.

  2. i do not have the mental capacity at the moment to verbally expunge you for that dry comment, but don’t worry i will, and soon.

  3. i loved that possible side effects and i never noticed the finger thing until you just said it. i don’t see any boob lumps on the dress, it looks great!

  4. this isn’t the dress i now have in my possession, the lumps aren’t too noticeable according to fil, but he’s a dude, dude’s know nothing, but thank you.

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