Flosstradamus
now that my camera is busticated i have to force fil to take pics of me, annoying. my favourite time to take crappy self-portraits is after a glass of wine, emptying my bladder then beer-goggling myself in the mirror, snapping a ton until i get the right one, likely just how the ole pentax bit the dust. anyway, after disciplining cid (fil did) last nite immediately after i asked fil to take some pictures of me. enjoy. or don’t.
my abs are starting to get their shit together as well as love handles.
here i am asking if i can list that cooler on craigslist. the answer is no. oh and get a load of the sauce from supper on my chin.
yesterday was a good hair day, who knew washing it did that?
a relic from 1999 i took from the laundry room library collection. practically every book i’ve donated has disappeared too. i shall gift this to fil’s ex for xmas.
i told fil the top right corner one is what my body looks like in my head.
my head is a nice place to live.
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Oh I thought you were pointing to your vast collection of cat-hair lint picker uppers.
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:14 pm
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:27 pm
who re-designed your website? i hate you!
lol.
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:28 pm
That last pic scares the hell outta me. It’s not supposed to look like that. Kinda looks like that one has teeth.
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:34 pm
scroll down to the bottom and you’ll see a link, click on it dicklick.
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:39 pm
you’re lucky you have a smokin’ hot body
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:41 pm
why cos i’m such a loser? careful, or fil will introduce you to a knuckle sandwich.
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:12 pm
your camera broke?!! nooooooooo!
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:59 pm
yes my life is over
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
oh god, that last one made me die laughing!!
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
that’s what your face looks like.
December 2nd, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Ack! TAN ENVY!!!!
And I am sorry times 2 I didn’t make it to your show.. I had a wig out, and am still pam-less… I hope it was a triumphant success!
December 2nd, 2008 at 5:19 pm
you should reveal how youve gotten so thin. coke? mountain climbing? healthy livin? you look aweseome!
December 2nd, 2008 at 5:27 pm
poor raymi!! quick someone rich buy her a new one, not me I live paycheck by paycheck like the r tard I am!
December 2nd, 2008 at 5:41 pm
oh, and your abs are rockin.
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:28 pm
what is the best actual way to get rid of love handles, mine are so gross these days wah!
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:06 pm
This is soooo much better! I’d stopped reading you everyday because I’d get kicked off. Now…no kicking off…much better for reading. Looks great.
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:24 pm
how much do you weigh now?
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:41 pm
i quit smoking and i’m afraid of getting fat. is that horrible?? how much do you weigh now, do you exercise? and what did you do to avoid getting fat when you quit? yikes i haven’t had to worry about weight in such a long time!
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:03 pm
i quit smoking last winter and haven’t been skinnier – quitting smoking weight gain is a myth. im 125lbs, 5′8. if it’s in your genes to gain weight or overeat then so it shall be it has fuck all to do with smoking or non. will elaborate on this more later.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:10 pm
email!
i mean i am emailing you.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:47 pm
you look like you are a latina
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:31 pm
I totally have that book too!
December 3rd, 2008 at 1:23 am
Love the new look both bloggy and in person! You are looking HOT… as if you of course know that already but of course
December 3rd, 2008 at 1:50 am
dear raymi,
here: http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
love, mike
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:21 am
i like the new site! are you gonna make a little avatar or whatever it’s called so that the bookmark has a little design next to the name? instead of a blank piece of paper
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:39 am
tony i haven’t done coke in ages, you clearly do not read my blog, this is from eating right and exercise.
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:54 am
The site looks terrific!Seems so fresh.
December 3rd, 2008 at 11:31 am
and mike thank you for being then ten millionth person to send me that link and now i can’t get the word semen out of my head.
December 4th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
that last photo is hilarious. love your face, like UGHHH WHAT’S THAT A VAGINA, THAT’S FRIGHTENING!!!
December 13th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
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