birthday party farty

it’s called exercise, people.

fil picked out this card fyi.

i did not notice the boner or the fact that it was a money card. thanks fil.

fil don’t smudge it k i won’t. ugh. i put in a fiver to be funny. the mom sucks is in reference to this. when my dad read this card out loud to us he was like wow it’s just like a movie everyone was killin’emselves laughing, when he got to the mom sucks part my mom went WHAT!?!?

i forget what look i was going for yesterday, drugged?

since laying eyes on damon’s shoes many many years ago i decided i will not die until i acquire something like them. i think i have a few times over by now, old man shoes on girls fetish colour me guilty.

this is my impression of you.

are we there yet?

beej face.

that brie was really fuckin’ good.

supermarket garlic bread cannot be beat, am i alone in wanting to eat it as is or like smearing the garlic butter all over my face and hair and body?

dad if you don’t find that DAD sweater ornament i am going to tear apart your house looking for it.

my brother was all DID YOU TAKE PICTURES OF MY ROOM once i came out after a teeny little break, no, but i did when i first arrived OF MYSELF not your room, egomaniac. funny how people never ever change, my brother is so possessive and territorial of his shit, me i could care less go through my stuff, i do not care, let me know if you find anything good. if i ever busted into my brother’s room as teenagers and so much as moved a book one hair of an inch, he’d know and flip the hell out. dude there isn’t anything worth photographing in your room other than my reflection. chill man. fil has him for kris kringle, i think he should get him some kind of furniture to fill up space.

asked if i could borrow this, guess what the answer was. too funny seeing as i leant him my copy of about a son over a year ago no problem.

delicious carrot cake my aunt made.

shirt matchy.

fil and my brother were both wearing sweat hoodies and i kept getting confused when either one would call my name, make fun of me, etc etc.

hahahah nice.

as much as things appear to change they really do remain the same, comforting. this was a good christmas warm-up practice. mental note, bring more wine, drink less the nite before

happy birthday dad xo.

oh yeah we watched the zohan movie and believe it or not it isn’t at all terrible, we were surprised. the ads were misleading. it is safe to rent it, trust me.