art close finale FINALLY
sass knows the moves to the mean girls jingle bell rock dance, i am like, so, shocked.
old man noel and kristin came!
awwwwwwww some more. i should have taken a picture of fil trying to read it hahaha.
porno sounds massager.
bowie was there.
my new anxiety buddy, well not new but just a new thing we have in common, hurray.
warm-up, i sang four beatles songs too. thanks for humouring that andrew.
the only things matt cares about are socks and shoes.
this moment is brought to you by LIKE A PRAYER just you wait for the video. warning, white chick dance moves. this is so humiliating but sorry totally what happens when like a prayer comes on, even though i requested it. i still love it though. at the end you can see how the gravity of the embarrassing dance situation finally sinks in and i am torn between ending the video or keepin’ on. ending wins.
i was really trying to embody madonna with my moves, her elaine-type shuffle thing then i got insecure and thought maybe people think that’s how i really dance. i have just been informed that the single ladies dance party was too dark on camera. PHEW.
my cousin vic came with an old long time friend of hers i remember them when they were little annoying dweebs that i and her older sister razzed on a ton, crazy to see her all grown up and she’s movin’ around the corner from us.
i was taught how to stripper dance compliments of ali and how to give a lapdance too and then everyone pulled out their stupid cameras and phones so we halted that. my thighs and abs feel really tight now!
andrew’s wife kari totally convinced him on this piece, i think the whole fam is happy about it. thanks guys you’re rather swell.
dan and his lady friend from mtl came out yay and bought me many glasses of wine.
a horny moment in time.
another reason why i do not smile.
big waitress moment like in a movie i screamed out fifty fuckin’ times. she sang keep on rockin’ in a free world amazingly. knew all the lyrics and everything i still went on up afterward. stupidly.
it was a great time, great great time, even when i was like fuck this lets go home, still great. sorry* if you missed it.