sometimes cid thinks he’s people
we went to kilgour’s last nite and my favourite drunk scrabble couple was there, we had the best view of them. the guy was so loaded he didn’t check me out once. also a group of three dudes flanked the other side of us and talked about halo and other online role playing games and they talked really loud so we didn’t have to strain at all to eavesdrop in on that gold. it was one white dude and two asian guys, then the white guy said bla bla blah you know when i came back from asia i was all i KNEW that guy has himself some asian fever BAD 1. is a nerd 2. went to asia 3. hanging out with two asian dudes obvs gateway to more asian chicks. where’s sass when i need her?
i am a detective.