take this sinking boat and point it home
nerd pizza antm nite w/ skidfanie.
we watched doomsday and it was most gratuitous in the pointless blood explosion dept. we knew we were in for a good ride when a fucking rabbit was shot and obliterated just to prove to the viewer that the guns on the wall were operated by censors. i have til tonite to watch and record that scene, my favourite in the whole movie, every time i played it over in my head throughout watching the movie i silently convulsed and shook the couch. i was also into how everything exploded in flames and blood a la simpsons shopping cart going off a cliff, makes total sense right? have any of you seen diary of the dead, is it terrible? i’ve read the synopsis of it a billion times in our movie guide, i don’t even want to know what our next rogers cable bill is going to be.
on another note, do you ever feel like you would get along with the lady on the phone who places your pizza order, like, you’ve asked so many questions about me and i know nothing about you, come on go, your turn cynthia, dish!
last nite’s operator asked me a thousand questions about my address like, thanks for making me obsess for 40 minutes or less over whether or not my pizza is going to be sent to etobicoke and why do you need my apt. number i gave you my buzzer, is the delivery guy gonna come up and share a root beer with us?
i just went for a nice little emo walk around the neighbourhood, forgot my camera, regretted it, so many things i noticed in the sun that would have made great photos, here let me try and post a picture in the form of WORDS AND MEMORY
photo 1: A PINK JELLY SPARKLY BICYCLE HANDLEBAR GLISTENING IN THE SUN
photo 2: 30 WHITE PORCELAIN TOILETS LAID OUT ON AN ENTIRE DRIVEWAY OF A BUILDING
photo 3: BLARING RED LEAVES ON EVERY OTHER TREE I PASSED AMPED UP BY SUNSHINE
photo 4: MY SHOES
photo 5: MY LEGS AND SHOES
photo 6: MY COFFEE
photo 7: THREE CURLS OF RIBBON, YELLOW, BLUE, PINK, IN A BUSH
photo 8: ONE OF THOSE BUSHES WITH RED BERRIES SPRINKLED ALL OVER, THE ONES THAT IF YOU SLAM THEM ON THE PAVEMENT THEY EXPLODE INTO CLEAR STICKY GOOEY SAP, SUMAC BERRIES? THEY HAVE TO BE POISONOUS
photo 9: A VAN WITH GRAFFITI TAGGED ALL OVER IT
i think that was all i noticed, see, it’s just not the same.