look it’s me and christie, you know christie of the now-defunct allthingschristie brand, and did you also know she started the bestweekever blog? and she left her own party to play trivia ntn at a pub? and then my dick exploded? and then we had a no you’re prettier no YOU’RE prettier conversation and i snapped at a girl to give up flirting with my boyfriend because HE IS MY BOYFRIEND. more on that later. i was pretty on the money all nite long with handing out burns, the one that got the best laugh was when this european photographer guy came to the top of the back building stairs and started air guitaring and rocking out and i said oh what’s that air guitaring? oh hey that’s NEW. my delivery was perfect and dry and the guy didn’t even get it and air guitared back into the party and everyone was fighting over high-fiving me. oh and the guy dressed as hunter s. thompson had a boner and was rubbing it all over the room while we were dance partying to britney’s gimme more totally ruined the girl orgy i started with his wang. and then i told everyone about it and chad and fil wanted to fight him. tony has a video of the dance orgy i invented i hope it is as good as it looked last nite when i saw it. he lost his voice and was wearing a creepy long blond wig.
matt‘s show was very special and touching and a success.
heather already has a photoset up from the mg show last nite and the pre-party where it turns out the entire bar was there to only just look at me and not say hi until after i left. anyway here are the pictures i can’t right click save post them here cos she has that flickr spaceball.gif thing because she is SELFISH. ok i take it back she changed it steal away y’all!
pitt wrote about last nite’s show already and called us at noon and was like you are still in bed what?
tonite’s events include the fox and fiddle on bloor, just west of st. george, the same place we went for the last karaoke jam. do yourself a favour and wear some form of costume because everyone who didn’t last nite deeply regretted it and kept talking about how old they felt like wtf does that have to do with halloween? oh your costume is bitterness, awesome, see you never!
krista put my red makeup all over her face and then rubbed it all off, pussed out, but i think i am going to do that tonite and go as an extra from apocalypto, or mel gibson’s muse. everyone last nite was all duuuuuuuuuh why do you have red paint on your chest? why? WHY NOT!
