AUGUST 2006 ARCHIVES TIME!

boner for thora.

dodgeball party didn’t happen but drunk blog party did, that’s me at 155lbs, or 160, can’t remember i blacked it out as much as i could at the time.

barnes’ cottage weekend pictures.

i wrote a letter to mel gibson on laist.com after his crazy dui rage.

you win this round, duvet.

gay shoes email.

I EAT YOUR FOOD NOW.

that dream sucked.

i am a code breaker.

can you tell i am withdrawing from zoloft?

my wedding cake.

i made yuula.

38C!

talking “snap”

noel, i made you too.

a slutty mess.

towels cont’d.

saw pirates 2 drunk what else is new?

i made a sharpie.

oh yeah i have a livejournal.

ghosting? NO ghosting!

if this happened today there would have been more swear words.

sorry mom.

STOP THE WORLD.

i’m not the one with the subcutaneous hemorrhage.

the descent review.

goodbye ginger.

wasted at 3am sitting on a curb wearing busted flip flops and crying.

sue my wedding?

hello black hair.

bringing whorejob back.

that’s what awesome people do.

the best of the pitt vids.

i love retard.

me and jim.

hmm wonder why he didn’t respond?

HAHAHAHA.

dear dr. raymi

DO NOT mess with fil hahaha.

rent this movie!

aw.

dear justin.

ok enough metaphors.

HAHAHA.

AUGUST 2006 ARCHIVES TIME!

boner for thora.

dodgeball party didn’t happen but drunk blog party did, that’s me at 155lbs, or 160, can’t remember i blacked it out as much as i could at the time.

barnes’ cottage weekend pictures.

i wrote a letter to mel gibson on laist.com after his crazy dui rage.

you win this round, duvet.

gay shoes email.

I EAT YOUR FOOD NOW.

that dream sucked.

i am a code breaker.

can you tell i am withdrawing from zoloft?

my wedding cake.

i made yuula.

38C!

talking “snap”

noel, i made you too.

a slutty mess.

towels cont’d.

saw pirates 2 drunk what else is new?

i made a sharpie.

oh yeah i have a livejournal.

ghosting? NO ghosting!

if this happened today there would have been more swear words.

sorry mom.

STOP THE WORLD.

i’m not the one with the subcutaneous hemorrhage.

the descent review.

goodbye ginger.

wasted at 3am sitting on a curb wearing busted flip flops and crying.

sue my wedding?

hello black hair.

bringing whorejob back.

that’s what awesome people do.

the best of the pitt vids.

i love retard.

me and jim.

hmm wonder why he didn’t respond?

HAHAHAHA.

dear dr. raymi

DO NOT mess with fil hahaha.

rent this movie!

aw.

dear justin.

ok enough metaphors.

HAHAHA.







how does it FEEL paparazzi!?



chili pepper chocolate chip cookies.


sans chicken.

lucky i geared myself up for the hot last friday, first time eating more than one jalapeno slice in my life, this was like eating a jalapeno sandwich fuck i couldn’t even taste the chili in those cookies.

i love you arteries here is a present.



fil’s sister and her fiance and i had a v. nice afternoon, just letting you know.

ps. i just googled fiance to see if i spelled it right and fiance.com pops up, check it out hahahaa.







how does it FEEL paparazzi!?



chili pepper chocolate chip cookies.


sans chicken.

lucky i geared myself up for the hot last friday, first time eating more than one jalapeno slice in my life, this was like eating a jalapeno sandwich fuck i couldn’t even taste the chili in those cookies.

i love you arteries here is a present.



fil’s sister and her fiance and i had a v. nice afternoon, just letting you know.

ps. i just googled fiance to see if i spelled it right and fiance.com pops up, check it out hahahaa.

i think i’m in a summer blog funk, what do you guys want more of, tell me in the comments, guides (guides to what?), movie reviews, long mean tangents about children?



ooh i’m almost winning please click and give me some more thumbs up votes thanks.


we saw the simpsons movie last nite, it was good, could have been cruder though.




this jacket was about 700 dollars and fil was starting to fall in love with it! heinous take that piece of shit off right now!

he didn’t buy these he said he would look like a poseur, only thirty bones for a pair of ponys. mistake.

the day after i bought my expensive pants and my oath to not buy anything for a month i get blasted in the face by all these cheapo ‘kinis.


fil was sexually aroused by the one on the left and said he wanted to remove my limbs and head cos torsos are HOT.

RIP max, may you be fighting the good fight for treats and pats on the head in doggy heaven xoxoxo.

i think i’m in a summer blog funk, what do you guys want more of, tell me in the comments, guides (guides to what?), movie reviews, long mean tangents about children?



ooh i’m almost winning please click and give me some more thumbs up votes thanks.


we saw the simpsons movie last nite, it was good, could have been cruder though.




this jacket was about 700 dollars and fil was starting to fall in love with it! heinous take that piece of shit off right now!

he didn’t buy these he said he would look like a poseur, only thirty bones for a pair of ponys. mistake.

the day after i bought my expensive pants and my oath to not buy anything for a month i get blasted in the face by all these cheapo ‘kinis.


fil was sexually aroused by the one on the left and said he wanted to remove my limbs and head cos torsos are HOT.

RIP max, may you be fighting the good fight for treats and pats on the head in doggy heaven xoxoxo.