me: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHH
AHAHAHAHA
Phil: what’s so funny
me: your backwards hat
Phil: you have to wear the hat backwards a) to protect the back of your neck and b) because it wouldnt fit under the facemask
me: yes i know
it doesnt change the fact that you look like a nerd
Phil: no i dont
me: yes you do but a cute one
you look like you looked walking around las vegas with yer hat backwards
Phil: you know what you should do?
find a bag, any bag will do
me: oh yeah i wonder where this is going
Phil: put some dicks in that bag
then eat that bag
of dicks
me: wow thats a new one
Phil: how about this
remember
a few nights ago
when you performed fellatio?
yeah, well
do that
me: har
Phil: ha
im on fyre
me: pff
Phil: oh sorry, feeling queefy this morning?
pffffffffffffff
me: who are you some perv who emailed me after reading my cunt farticle
Phil: no
you made the sound
pffff
as opposed to pfft
me: same meaning
Phil: well you would know i guess
me: your dick queefs
Phil: ew, uh no
not possible
me: i heard it
you also look like columbine
