we watched shortbus last nite and it is amazing there is a lot of wang and twat in it but it’s not too perverse, ok it is but you can look beyond that, especially if you are wasters, but, it is magical and touching and sad and nice and far better than i initially imagined, rent it for reals. you will notice a ton of cameos from toronto scenester kids and that L word dyke, i forget which one, but i am wondering if she hails from toronto and is the same one i have had a crush on since i was 17! weird. anyway it’s a goodie just don’t watch it with your parents! awkward.

the special features are pretty good too, how they filmed it obvs. and how all these people dropped out cos they were worried about their careers and sook-yin lee was backed by the canadian government to do this, at first her cbc job was in jeopardy but then all these celebs spoke up on her behalf and the canadian gov. was like fine, i have a newfound respect for sook now, her body is also killer.



we watched shortbus last nite and it is amazing there is a lot of wang and twat in it but it’s not too perverse, ok it is but you can look beyond that, especially if you are wasters, but, it is magical and touching and sad and nice and far better than i initially imagined, rent it for reals. you will notice a ton of cameos from toronto scenester kids and that L word dyke, i forget which one, but i am wondering if she hails from toronto and is the same one i have had a crush on since i was 17! weird. anyway it’s a goodie just don’t watch it with your parents! awkward.

the special features are pretty good too, how they filmed it obvs. and how all these people dropped out cos they were worried about their careers and sook-yin lee was backed by the canadian government to do this, at first her cbc job was in jeopardy but then all these celebs spoke up on her behalf and the canadian gov. was like fine, i have a newfound respect for sook now, her body is also killer.


6th birthday party, brother 8th

that outfit slayed!

thanks dinky.

today it is my 24th birthday and i already want to kill myself.

i hope i don’t try and make one of those drunk-emotional revelations speeches tonite, like last year. barf.

dude, while breaking up w/ girfriend #x i got to hear all kinds of
shit about how she put up w/ me being friends w/ raymi.

the first time she bitched about you i should have known.

you’re literally breaking up relationships across all of north america.

you damn canadians.

love ya…j


6th birthday party, brother 8th

that outfit slayed!

thanks dinky.

today it is my 24th birthday and i already want to kill myself.

i hope i don’t try and make one of those drunk-emotional revelations speeches tonite, like last year. barf.

dude, while breaking up w/ girfriend #x i got to hear all kinds of
shit about how she put up w/ me being friends w/ raymi.

the first time she bitched about you i should have known.

you’re literally breaking up relationships across all of north america.

you damn canadians.

love ya…j

i just schooled some first year frat boys, i turned the corner on the way home and three of them were sitting on their roof drinking and one said HEY YOU BOUGHT ME SOME DINNER BABY? i was carrying japanese take-out and a bunch of canvases, i was sweaty and annoyed and i was wearing cool sunglasses, i looked hot don’t worry so i smiled snottily and said HEY HOW OLD ARE YOU GUYS? TEN? and they went all quiet and one said what did she say? another one said she said we were ten and then attempted to say something else to me like we are old enough for you or something, thought better of it and then they stayed quiet ’til i walked away.

what other zingers could i have said?

i just schooled some first year frat boys, i turned the corner on the way home and three of them were sitting on their roof drinking and one said HEY YOU BOUGHT ME SOME DINNER BABY? i was carrying japanese take-out and a bunch of canvases, i was sweaty and annoyed and i was wearing cool sunglasses, i looked hot don’t worry so i smiled snottily and said HEY HOW OLD ARE YOU GUYS? TEN? and they went all quiet and one said what did she say? another one said she said we were ten and then attempted to say something else to me like we are old enough for you or something, thought better of it and then they stayed quiet ’til i walked away.

what other zingers could i have said?