the shirt i got is le crap it is like a mid-driff version of a painter’s shirt you would wear in kindergarden not at all flattering lucky i bought a zipper hoodie tho which is a similar striped print of a sweater fil has i wish we had an xmas card with us wearing these shirts, we are wearing them right now. maybe we will go to the sears portrait studio i wonder if i can google all their different backdrops i hope there is one with a rocketship in it. lise‘s friend and his brother got theirs done and one pretended to be in a wheelchair (pretended to be walkless i dunno if this is suppose to be a secret) i will try and find the picture it makes you uncomfortable to look at then you realise it is a joke and then you feel ten times more uncomfortable i love it. the photographer must have been all uhh umm ahhh oooook.

we might not go out cos fil is a crotchety shivering mess we are going to order pizza pizza on my pizza i am getting bacon strips tomato and green pepper fil is getting hot italian sausage green olives and bacon strips.

do you like that i blog about the clothes we wear and the food we eat?

i bought new tights they are navy blue with red checked squares some white blob design thing all over samir burned my other tights friday nite with a cigarette he owes me fifteen dollars. plus tax.

ps. i love ordering via pizza pizza cos you lovingly obsess and choose your toppings and then some stranger over the phone is forced to repeat them back to you, it’s like sex. especially if they have a foreign accent and you know they’re into eating as well, sometimes i picture eating my pizza with the operator and when i am ordering it’s like we are both agreeing on the toppings together and then he/she is coming over for a pizza party. oh and the background clicking sounds from them typing up your order are very appetizing too.

DEAR 2007 I RESOLVE TO HAVE FRIENDS THIS YEAR

LOVE RAYMI

the shirt i got is le crap it is like a mid-driff version of a painter’s shirt you would wear in kindergarden not at all flattering lucky i bought a zipper hoodie tho which is a similar striped print of a sweater fil has i wish we had an xmas card with us wearing these shirts, we are wearing them right now. maybe we will go to the sears portrait studio i wonder if i can google all their different backdrops i hope there is one with a rocketship in it. lise‘s friend and his brother got theirs done and one pretended to be in a wheelchair (pretended to be walkless i dunno if this is suppose to be a secret) i will try and find the picture it makes you uncomfortable to look at then you realise it is a joke and then you feel ten times more uncomfortable i love it. the photographer must have been all uhh umm ahhh oooook.

we might not go out cos fil is a crotchety shivering mess we are going to order pizza pizza on my pizza i am getting bacon strips tomato and green pepper fil is getting hot italian sausage green olives and bacon strips.

do you like that i blog about the clothes we wear and the food we eat?

i bought new tights they are navy blue with red checked squares some white blob design thing all over samir burned my other tights friday nite with a cigarette he owes me fifteen dollars. plus tax.

ps. i love ordering via pizza pizza cos you lovingly obsess and choose your toppings and then some stranger over the phone is forced to repeat them back to you, it’s like sex. especially if they have a foreign accent and you know they’re into eating as well, sometimes i picture eating my pizza with the operator and when i am ordering it’s like we are both agreeing on the toppings together and then he/she is coming over for a pizza party. oh and the background clicking sounds from them typing up your order are very appetizing too.

DEAR 2007 I RESOLVE TO HAVE FRIENDS THIS YEAR

LOVE RAYMI

i just went to h&m and bought a shirt that makes me look pregnant after i shower i will see if i still like it when my hair looks nice i am in a fucking bad mood i dropped a bottle of champagne at the lcbo but it didn’t smash it just bounced this girl cut me off in line with a million things she was buying and then i decided i am too weak to carry all my stuff home so i called fil a million times but he was too busy playing zelda to answer the fone so i took a cab then i gave him attitude and cut-eye when i got home cos yesterday i was his slave and today he is feeling a tiny bit better but only enough to play zelda and ignore my existence then he took all the forks that were used from yesterday and put them in the dishwasher i was planning on using one so i said fine and took the last clean one and started eating the rest of the noodles and he is like WHERE IS MY FORK i said i was using the last one cos he just put all the forks in the dishwasher then he is all FINE YOU EAT IT ALL then i exploded but we are friends again now.

if we don’t go out i think tonite will end in violence if we stay in he will demand to play zelda all nite long and i will have a suck attack explosion and be ridiculously wasted. he told me i am not suppose to write about him and zelda and how he is visitting cheat sites but i am doing it anyway cos i am still miffed you would be too if your hour long outing was the same as mine.

running with scissors says that anger and expressing it is very healthy and you might die if you don’t so this means that i am the healthiest person in the world. while it is still a sketchy read it is a good sketchy read, it makes ME look like audrey hepburn.

my left arm is still trembling i doubt i will even be able to wash my hair i need one of those old lady bath tub benches man if i still smoked weed i would get one of those and hang out in the bath all day long making long distance phone calls.

2007 is the new asshole.

i just went to h&m and bought a shirt that makes me look pregnant after i shower i will see if i still like it when my hair looks nice i am in a fucking bad mood i dropped a bottle of champagne at the lcbo but it didn’t smash it just bounced this girl cut me off in line with a million things she was buying and then i decided i am too weak to carry all my stuff home so i called fil a million times but he was too busy playing zelda to answer the fone so i took a cab then i gave him attitude and cut-eye when i got home cos yesterday i was his slave and today he is feeling a tiny bit better but only enough to play zelda and ignore my existence then he took all the forks that were used from yesterday and put them in the dishwasher i was planning on using one so i said fine and took the last clean one and started eating the rest of the noodles and he is like WHERE IS MY FORK i said i was using the last one cos he just put all the forks in the dishwasher then he is all FINE YOU EAT IT ALL then i exploded but we are friends again now.

if we don’t go out i think tonite will end in violence if we stay in he will demand to play zelda all nite long and i will have a suck attack explosion and be ridiculously wasted. he told me i am not suppose to write about him and zelda and how he is visitting cheat sites but i am doing it anyway cos i am still miffed you would be too if your hour long outing was the same as mine.

running with scissors says that anger and expressing it is very healthy and you might die if you don’t so this means that i am the healthiest person in the world. while it is still a sketchy read it is a good sketchy read, it makes ME look like audrey hepburn.

my left arm is still trembling i doubt i will even be able to wash my hair i need one of those old lady bath tub benches man if i still smoked weed i would get one of those and hang out in the bath all day long making long distance phone calls.

2007 is the new asshole.

k-os invited us to his new year’s eve party i wonder if emily haines will be there i hope not cos then i won’t have a good time cos i will be too busy being jealous ogre monster 20062007 and i will have to rip out all of fil’s hair. i am also getting sick so who knows if we will go out at all. i am going to go get a new outfit and see if that changes my mind.

i have never seen my fingers so fucking fat before as they are in this photograph. feh.

the apology blog

k-os invited us to his new year’s eve party i wonder if emily haines will be there i hope not cos then i won’t have a good time cos i will be too busy being jealous ogre monster 20062007 and i will have to rip out all of fil’s hair. i am also getting sick so who knows if we will go out at all. i am going to go get a new outfit and see if that changes my mind.

i have never seen my fingers so fucking fat before as they are in this photograph. feh.

the apology blog

we finally discovered the security camera channel.

not to be a lesbo about myself or anything but LOOK at those under ass thigh muscles raowr watch out jessica biel (yes i know it’s my other leg giving the appearance of an assish-shelf, shut up)

this is my new desktop background if you want a full size version for your desktop i will email you one, it’s fun, it’s like you are at a restaurant on your computer.

asia republik has the best hot n sour soup the tofu splodes with soup when you bite into them v good

god bless us, everyone.


The OJ Simpsons


vending machine faceplant


Tickle me Emo

we finally discovered the security camera channel.

not to be a lesbo about myself or anything but LOOK at those under ass thigh muscles raowr watch out jessica biel (yes i know it’s my other leg giving the appearance of an assish-shelf, shut up)

this is my new desktop background if you want a full size version for your desktop i will email you one, it’s fun, it’s like you are at a restaurant on your computer.

asia republik has the best hot n sour soup the tofu splodes with soup when you bite into them v good

god bless us, everyone.


The OJ Simpsons


vending machine faceplant


Tickle me Emo