something is rotten in denmark, everytime i gain votes second place jumps up the same amount, who the fuck is doing this all day long for the competition!? i smite you!

AHAHAHAHAhaha

should i take this email seriously?

Dear RAYMI THE MINX (if that is your real name)

Your days of public nail-biting, drinking and muppeteering are numbered.

I will delete your blog and all its content and block http://raymitheminx.blogspot.com/ for ever if you don’t drop out of the 2006 Cdn. BLOG awards. A year working for blogger taught me how to do this. I don’t care how drunk you are, I’ll do it, as I’m being paid a substantial undisclosed sum, which is seen by my undisclosed employer as an investment towards winning the contest herself – himself.

Unless you complete the conditions of the request within three (3) working days, expect your blog to be replaced with pornography.

1. Submit your resignation to the people of the 2006 Canadian Blog Awards and remove your name from all ballots.
2. Email me a picture of your boobs so that myself and my friends can jerk off on it.
3. I also want a email greeting card wishing me a happy birthday.

Believe that I am serious, or raymitheminx.blogspot.com will mainly be remembered as a place where molesters went to pull one off.

-X.

anyway keep voting for me guys don’t sweat it.

something is rotten in denmark, everytime i gain votes second place jumps up the same amount, who the fuck is doing this all day long for the competition!? i smite you!

AHAHAHAHAhaha

should i take this email seriously?

Dear RAYMI THE MINX (if that is your real name)

Your days of public nail-biting, drinking and muppeteering are numbered.

I will delete your blog and all its content and block http://raymitheminx.blogspot.com/ for ever if you don’t drop out of the 2006 Cdn. BLOG awards. A year working for blogger taught me how to do this. I don’t care how drunk you are, I’ll do it, as I’m being paid a substantial undisclosed sum, which is seen by my undisclosed employer as an investment towards winning the contest herself – himself.

Unless you complete the conditions of the request within three (3) working days, expect your blog to be replaced with pornography.

1. Submit your resignation to the people of the 2006 Canadian Blog Awards and remove your name from all ballots.
2. Email me a picture of your boobs so that myself and my friends can jerk off on it.
3. I also want a email greeting card wishing me a happy birthday.

Believe that I am serious, or raymitheminx.blogspot.com will mainly be remembered as a place where molesters went to pull one off.

-X.

anyway keep voting for me guys don’t sweat it.

i just tried to draw a picture of a goat on the chalkboard in the kitchen cos i wrote GOAT CHEESE 4EVER and i realised i don’t know what the fuck a goat looks like anymore, i mean, in my head i do, but that image cannot effectively make it’s way to my little piece of chalk what i ended drawing was a rendering of that moishe guy’s face from where the wild things are on the body of a dog-like thing i am going back to school. what the hell goat? do they have horns or not all i can think of is this asshole donkey with a tin can necklace on a mountain going na ah aha ah.

**ok turns out yes they have horns and they are massive, a goat not having horns is like a car with no wheels. hi grade 1 education, where are you?!

i just tried to draw a picture of a goat on the chalkboard in the kitchen cos i wrote GOAT CHEESE 4EVER and i realised i don’t know what the fuck a goat looks like anymore, i mean, in my head i do, but that image cannot effectively make it’s way to my little piece of chalk what i ended drawing was a rendering of that moishe guy’s face from where the wild things are on the body of a dog-like thing i am going back to school. what the hell goat? do they have horns or not all i can think of is this asshole donkey with a tin can necklace on a mountain going na ah aha ah.

**ok turns out yes they have horns and they are massive, a goat not having horns is like a car with no wheels. hi grade 1 education, where are you?!

if i win for best blog i will “leak” a uh sexy video as reward i would offer you all blowjobs but i can’t afford to fly all over the world and not all of you have penises though i am good at pleasuring females. ew i said pleasure.

don’t forget i will also have a contest for a signed copy of marketable depression and two other luckies will get special things mailed to them and if i don’t deliver on all of these offerings you can go on a date with fil. so vote as much as you can until tomorrow when they close the polls.

if i win for best blog i will “leak” a uh sexy video as reward i would offer you all blowjobs but i can’t afford to fly all over the world and not all of you have penises though i am good at pleasuring females. ew i said pleasure.

don’t forget i will also have a contest for a signed copy of marketable depression and two other luckies will get special things mailed to them and if i don’t deliver on all of these offerings you can go on a date with fil. so vote as much as you can until tomorrow when they close the polls.