so we went to the island on saturday and i got a little burned and drank the universe and sharpie was drunk still from the nite before.
this fat woman told me off in line cos our line merged with hers and we were equal with each other but cos she is the size of a toolshed she decides she was ahead of me and she cut me off so sharpie was on the other side and sharpie is like hey come stand over here and i say I WOULD BUT I AM KIND OF BLOCKED and fat lady goes BARGLE BARGLE BLEARGH THAT’S BECAUSE I WAS HERE FIRST and i said OH YEAH WHY DON’T YOU WRITE A LETTER!? then i just couldn’t let it go so i says DOES IT REALLY EVEN MATTER?!? ARE WE GOING ANYWHERE YET!?
then fil and samir show up and i’m all braggy loud OK LETS OUTTIE WATER TAXI WHAT’S UP!?!
i like how people snap at you and you are like wow you chose the wrong person to lash out at seriously, have you read my blog!?
