Lance says:
praise jesus
raymi says:
LORDY
raymi says:
amen
Lance says:
hahaha
Lance says:
hallelujah
raymi says:
now pray with me
Lance says:
its funny how christians make fun of muslims for being radical
raymi says:
no kidding
Lance says:
i love when people say they are going to pray for me
raymi says:
i would rather they buy me a burrito
Lance says:
pray for a burrito perhaps
raymi says:
BURRITOPRAYER
Lance says:
haha
raymi says:
thank you for that burrito father
Lance says:
a heavenly burrito
raymi says:
can you pray for some rice now
raymi says:
and turn the water in my plumbing to wine?
Lance says:
i dont know if god can do that
Lance says:
he can definitely turn blood into wine tho
raymi says:
im having a wine party tonite i would greatly appreciate it
Lance says:
it would save you a few bucks
raymi says:
majorly
raymi says:
the love and might and goodwill of the holy spirit will help me lose 20 lbs i just know it!
Lance says:
maybe he will bless you with an eating disorder
raymi says:
all this time wasted i can eat whatever i want jesus will help me!
Lance says:
haha
raymi says:
is this too sacreligious for my blog
raymi says:
whatever
Lance says:
no
Lance says:
it needs to be said
raymi says:
ok well say more to help the heathens please i think my readers need saving
Lance says:
lord, please strike down all of my blog readers who are not christians
raymi says:
PRAISE JESUS
raymi says:
dear lord please give me the courage to continue my work as a god warrior
Lance says:
barf
raymi says:
does msn prayer count as for real praying
Lance says:
i feel like ripping my tongue out and jamming it in my ears
raymi says:
like if you were dying of leprosy in australia and i prayed together with you from canada would it work?
Lance says:
definitely
Lance says:
the power of the internet
raymi says:
i bet jesus would have the most amazing website and you could download loaves of bread
Lance says:
yeah it would be 3D or something and would have subliminal brain washing images
raymi says:
do you think he would link me? i bet he’d get MAD hits!
Lance says:
yes, because he would forgive you
raymi says:
maybe i would interview him
Lance says:
you might make him cry
raymi says:
ok you be raymi and i will be jesus begin
Lance says:
so jesus, whats the deal with not liking homosexuals? arent homos people too?
raymi says:
jesus forgives everyone for their sins homosexuality is a handicap my child
Lance says:
so jesus thinks he is better than homosexuals?
raymi says:
jesus is better than nobody jesus is a regular dude jesus puts his sandals on one foot at a time my daughter
raymi says:
i hang with prostitutes man i dont have tiiiiime for fags!
Lance says:
why do you even need sandals? cant you fly jesus?
raymi says:
no but i travel by clouds i am very good friends with care bears sandals are my fashion statement
Lance says:
jesus, could you design a computer better than bill gates? because mine is a piece of shit
raymi says:
god is in everyone even in bill gates so basically i partly designed computers already
Lance says:
what if i dont want you in me?
Lance says:
and just so you know, you designed a piece of shit called windows
raymi says:
i forgive you and am compassionate and recognize your anger
Lance says:
does masturbating really make baby jesus cry?
raymi says:
it sends arrows and glass and knives into my heart
Lance says:
jesus, what should i do with my life?
raymi says:
this is boring
raymi says:
pretend to be someone else like vin diesel
Lance says:
i’ll be britney spears
Lance says:
but i dont know what shed say yeah this is stupid now
raymi says:
did your baby fall on its head?
Lance says:
somehow i got pregnant again
raymi says:
gross
