my lips get really chappy when it gets warmer out.
i went longboarding and i will longboard some more and elizabeth smoked some weed and now she wants to buy stuff and we ate japanese food and elizabeth was going to ask what kind of animal it was we were eating and now she is whining for ice cream and i might have to go home or i will snap.
party is next saturday april 8th email fil for details: email@example.com
|You Are Barney|
You could have been an intellectual leader…
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: “There’s nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem.”
one year ago today
tomorrow it is my birthday.
i started making one of those amazon wishlists but i got bored of looking for stuff that i want after 5 minutes and then i went over all the stuff i picked out which was like 5 items and thought i don’t even want this crap and i don’t expect anyone to buy it for me either so i’ll have this pathetic please buy me something link on my site and then everyone can pick through my pathetic taste in clothes and hello kitty junk, fuck that.
today i saw a kid whip a chili bean burrito at his friend’s windshield and then the friend got out of his car and dumped his can of coke all over the first kid’s car.
my hair is retardedly more blond now.
i look 17 years old again.
also one year ago today.
10 REASONS WHY PEOPLE BLOG:
1. are losers with nothing better to do
2. feel opinions matter, must share them DAILY and also to zing loser friends in comments section and totally assault and gang up on one unfortunate loser who dares to disagree with a certain post
3. feel they are VERY funny most often are not (except for me)
4. esteem themselves to be very attractive
5. have MAD HTML SKILLS boiiii!
6. links and photos they come across are revolutionary NOT EVER BEEN DONE BEFORE NEVER EVER!
7. oh crap they are SO. fucking. CONTROVERSIAL!!!! I NEVER once EVER thought to say/do that sick yo! totally SICK!
8. tastes in music far superior to that of the rest of the world’s and very up-to-the-minute and detailed and reviews of albums and concerts they go to SO BRILLIANT I LOVE HEARING ABOUT SXSW TELL ME MORE!!!!! OH COACHELLA *DROOL*SWOON*_OMG_ – ps. coachella is SO NOT the burning man of music festivals i SWEAR!
9. you like lindsay lohan!? I LIKE LINDSAY LOHAN you found a new nipple photo? forward that to my email now yo! ok i’ll send it but you HAVE TO CREDIT ME DUDE COS EVERYONE FUCKING CARES TO KNOW WHERE YOU FOUND THIS PICTURE YOU GOT IT FROM ME!
10. their parents read their blog and now is chance to show ma and pa how truly amazing and cool and not a loser they are.
i’m working on two paintings right now. i painted the backgrounds last nite. i painted over a drawing of a banana on this tiny canvas all these globs of maroon and gold and this other larger canvas i had drawn something totally juvenile and i was planning to give it to fil’s mom for her birthday once but it was pretty stupid so i didn’t do anything with it. it was of a girl and cat and all these pink circles behind them it was pretty bad so to ensure i wouldn’t give it away i made the cat say that he had cat aids. later today i’m gonna add some japanaese looking nonsense cartoons or something to them. should be amazing.
last nite i gave cid some left over ribs and he went mental so i gave him more. ran out of wet food and he looked at me when i was all here have kibble and was like ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? so as we were watching waiting… (great movie, v. funny) cid was spazzing out being chased by the invisible I JUST ATE RIBS monster and going feral wild cuckoo i love it.
the way cats spaz out compared to how dogs do it is just great cos dogs are too stupid to be crazy when they go retarded. it’s like aw look that dog is trying to eat himself but when cats do it it’s like WOW THAT CAT IS ‘TARDED! you know how they run into the room super fast and skid across the floor and then pause and look up at nothing and their ears are pointed and their body all tense and they growl i know me talking about this is like discussing how i know how to use a hair dryer but whatever one day i’ll properly describe how cats are insane.
i am so sick of being sick especially now that it’s spring-a-ling. ok FINE! FINE i will have a hoarse voice FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE fiiiiNE!
one cool thing is all these new weirdos i have never seen before hanging in the park well not hanging from trees that would be disturbing but just like sitting by themself on a bench for a half hour, sitting. what is this prospect park? (park slope joke).
right now tai chi woman is there. she shows up after the insane work-out guy leaves who by now must have bad-ass abdominal muscles. her “work-out” routine is quite strange but hey it’s more than i am doing. everytime i take her picture she gets this tai-chi someone-is-taking-my-picture vibe and leaves immediately.
oh wait i don’t think that was her at all it was just some guy trying to look like her. you know that guy from the bodyguard who is stalking whitney houston the one with the blond curly hair and he has a locker shrine devoted to her, that’s him. wow i can’t believe a famous guy was walking around my park!
i am also sneezing a lot.