I am – whiskey and women says:

thanks – but i just wanted to make it on raymi the minx

I am – whiskey and women says:

i get a kick out of making it on your site

I am – whiskey and women says:

and by kick i mean erection

I am – whiskey and women says:

but since i am impotent – it’s a pretty weak erection

I am – whiskey and women says:

that’s why i call it a kick

I am – whiskey and women says:

cuz it feels like the subtle throb after you get kicked

I am – whiskey and women says:

either way – i wasn’t funny enough to make it with my big vagina story

I am – whiskey and women says:

thanks – but i just wanted to make it on raymi the minx

I am – whiskey and women says:

i get a kick out of making it on your site

I am – whiskey and women says:

and by kick i mean erection

I am – whiskey and women says:

but since i am impotent – it’s a pretty weak erection

I am – whiskey and women says:

that’s why i call it a kick

I am – whiskey and women says:

cuz it feels like the subtle throb after you get kicked

I am – whiskey and women says:

either way – i wasn’t funny enough to make it with my big vagina story

raymi says:

im fuckin bored

merkley??? says:

i have a cold

raymi says:

aw

raymi says:

i hated being outside

raymi says:

people looking at me and stuff

merkley??? says:

you have agoraphobia daytime edition

raymi says:

yes do u?

merkley??? says:

um not really but i prefer the night time

merkley??? says:

i’ve always been up in the middle of the night even as a kid

merkley??? says:

daytime is all bright

merkley??? says:

fil works so you have to somewhat match his schedule right?

raymi says:

yes

raymi says:

he falls asleep easier than i do i would feel guilty staying up super late

raymi says:

so i wear myself out during the day as much as i can, but i usually stay up in bed watching letterman

merkley??? says:

the only girlfriend i ever had who matched my schedule was a coke head

we met up with ian and his girlfriend at the wheat sheaf last nite for dinner and drinks, it’s supposedly the oldest bar in toronto but i think it’s pretty boring and lame and not very exciting, fil thinks it has cred cos it is old, me, not so much, like hey that man is 112 he is super important, pffft. so that bar is just as shitty as it was in 1849? right?

this guy walked in who looked like snake’s brother and i was all HEY THAT’S SNAKE’S BROTHER and the guy sees me then i realise it’s not snake’s brother but it is cone from sum 41 so i says to fil i says ok don’t act like you are my boyfriend i want him to think i am single and i try to put out my coolness vibe and i think he notices but not really, i think it might have worked TOO well because he didn’t speak to me.

when i’m bored i act really obnoxious so we left shortly after i decided i was bored.

i ate the chicken souvlaki meal there, it was delicious. i wish i was eating it right now.

i wish i had a shopping cart.

we met up with ian and his girlfriend at the wheat sheaf last nite for dinner and drinks, it’s supposedly the oldest bar in toronto but i think it’s pretty boring and lame and not very exciting, fil thinks it has cred cos it is old, me, not so much, like hey that man is 112 he is super important, pffft. so that bar is just as shitty as it was in 1849? right?

this guy walked in who looked like snake’s brother and i was all HEY THAT’S SNAKE’S BROTHER and the guy sees me then i realise it’s not snake’s brother but it is cone from sum 41 so i says to fil i says ok don’t act like you are my boyfriend i want him to think i am single and i try to put out my coolness vibe and i think he notices but not really, i think it might have worked TOO well because he didn’t speak to me.

when i’m bored i act really obnoxious so we left shortly after i decided i was bored.

i ate the chicken souvlaki meal there, it was delicious. i wish i was eating it right now.

i wish i had a shopping cart.

i had a tough time sleeping last nite. i started fantasizing about being really skinny and this one girl i know at a dinner party was giving me major attitude over my new hot body and then there were ten different things she did to me, i mean, ten versions of this story played out in my mind, first she throws wine at my white tank top and fil is blocking me in at the table so i can’t storm off or hit her and i said MOVE RIGHT NOW I PROMISE I WON’T HIT HER so he moves and as i pass her i point in her face and i say YOU WILL REGRET THAT! then i go to the bar and play megatouch.

in the other version she chases me to the door and hits me over the back of the head with something and i fall, get up, and punch her in the face. then i go to the bar and play megatouch.

in the other version she spits in my face and i slam her head down on the table. then i go to the bar and play megatouch.

in another version she spits in my face, calls me ugly and i slap her, on my way out the door i exclaim to the other guests tell fil i’ll be at the bar playing megatouch. the guests realise that i am extremely cool so they leave the dinner party and follow me to the bar to watch me play megatouch.

i totally got myself worked up over thinking about all of this.

in other versions i say a long speech full of zingers to her in front of everyone and they’re all shocked but take my side anyway.

fil farted on my head two nites ago.

i had a tough time sleeping last nite. i started fantasizing about being really skinny and this one girl i know at a dinner party was giving me major attitude over my new hot body and then there were ten different things she did to me, i mean, ten versions of this story played out in my mind, first she throws wine at my white tank top and fil is blocking me in at the table so i can’t storm off or hit her and i said MOVE RIGHT NOW I PROMISE I WON’T HIT HER so he moves and as i pass her i point in her face and i say YOU WILL REGRET THAT! then i go to the bar and play megatouch.

in the other version she chases me to the door and hits me over the back of the head with something and i fall, get up, and punch her in the face. then i go to the bar and play megatouch.

in the other version she spits in my face and i slam her head down on the table. then i go to the bar and play megatouch.

in another version she spits in my face, calls me ugly and i slap her, on my way out the door i exclaim to the other guests tell fil i’ll be at the bar playing megatouch. the guests realise that i am extremely cool so they leave the dinner party and follow me to the bar to watch me play megatouch.

i totally got myself worked up over thinking about all of this.

in other versions i say a long speech full of zingers to her in front of everyone and they’re all shocked but take my side anyway.

fil farted on my head two nites ago.

i would give anything to be the apprentice of whomever created these things. i would be all yes yes master your visions are revolutionary!