i’m gonna see how many times i can post before we leave. last nite i had an 8.50 eggnogtini. it tasted like rum with a dash of bland egg juice and a sprinkle of whatever the hell that stuff is nutmeg yeah. it wasn’t worth it and fil said we had to walk home cos of it which turned into a yelling match from the market all the way to college and spadina, he wanted to walk and i was lazy and cold and not feeling it, i think lots of people saw us too but it wasn’t malicious yelling it was drunken slurry smiling yelling where you are unable to manipulate the situation to your favor so i walked to spadina with him and the first cab that came by i jumped in it, well it was going to bank a right and i started flicking the handle repetitively until the dude unlocked the door and i saw a toonie on the ground, pocketed it, turned to fil and said GET IN and he did but he still wanted a walkies once we got back so i went up and made mackerel unngh that word is hard, fish and blue cheese crackers and he called my cel and was trying to be all sly and asked what i was doing and i knew he would be standing in the park spying on me but i played along and was all WHY PHIL!? and he was leaning on a tree like a perv.

i’m gonna see how many times i can post before we leave. last nite i had an 8.50 eggnogtini. it tasted like rum with a dash of bland egg juice and a sprinkle of whatever the hell that stuff is nutmeg yeah. it wasn’t worth it and fil said we had to walk home cos of it which turned into a yelling match from the market all the way to college and spadina, he wanted to walk and i was lazy and cold and not feeling it, i think lots of people saw us too but it wasn’t malicious yelling it was drunken slurry smiling yelling where you are unable to manipulate the situation to your favor so i walked to spadina with him and the first cab that came by i jumped in it, well it was going to bank a right and i started flicking the handle repetitively until the dude unlocked the door and i saw a toonie on the ground, pocketed it, turned to fil and said GET IN and he did but he still wanted a walkies once we got back so i went up and made mackerel unngh that word is hard, fish and blue cheese crackers and he called my cel and was trying to be all sly and asked what i was doing and i knew he would be standing in the park spying on me but i played along and was all WHY PHIL!? and he was leaning on a tree like a perv.

for the record fil considers me to be fully brain-damaged. he walked past the couch when i was sitting and writing in a spiralbound notebook meow meow meow meow meow over and over and he was kind of weirded out so i had to explain the meows then i tried to write a song but it turned into something like RUSH lyrics according to fil so i got super mad and discouraged so now i am reading blogs and farting.

for the record fil considers me to be fully brain-damaged. he walked past the couch when i was sitting and writing in a spiralbound notebook meow meow meow meow meow over and over and he was kind of weirded out so i had to explain the meows then i tried to write a song but it turned into something like RUSH lyrics according to fil so i got super mad and discouraged so now i am reading blogs and farting.

i am bored. we are not going out until the hockey game is over. more like the BORING game. fil and i are snapping at each other because we have been in the same room together for too many hours in a row and then we have snap attacks over who was actually snapping at whom and trying to justify the attitude in our voices. i am also pre-menses and fil ate half a thing of ice cream so maybe he is pregnant i think.

i like/hate when people are all SEE YOU NEXT YEAR cos i think WHY DO YOU HATE ME THAT’S A LONG TIME FROM NOW and they’re like DON’T YOU GET IT SILLY!? and i am like oh yeah i get it DIE ASSHOLE!

we went grocery shopping after the liquor store and i went up to use the bathrooms and some little blond pixie girl was standing on the stairs whistling down at some employees and going BEEP BEEP beep BEEp BEEP bEEP. i wish she was my friend.

one time i was waiting for the streetcar and a bunch of kindergardners and their teacher came by holding hands and they were all going meow meow meow meow meow meow so i started meowing along with them.

this little girl told me once that the sun follows her because she is special and i said ME TOO!

i am partially brain-damaged.

i am bored. we are not going out until the hockey game is over. more like the BORING game. fil and i are snapping at each other because we have been in the same room together for too many hours in a row and then we have snap attacks over who was actually snapping at whom and trying to justify the attitude in our voices. i am also pre-menses and fil ate half a thing of ice cream so maybe he is pregnant i think.

i like/hate when people are all SEE YOU NEXT YEAR cos i think WHY DO YOU HATE ME THAT’S A LONG TIME FROM NOW and they’re like DON’T YOU GET IT SILLY!? and i am like oh yeah i get it DIE ASSHOLE!

we went grocery shopping after the liquor store and i went up to use the bathrooms and some little blond pixie girl was standing on the stairs whistling down at some employees and going BEEP BEEP beep BEEp BEEP bEEP. i wish she was my friend.

one time i was waiting for the streetcar and a bunch of kindergardners and their teacher came by holding hands and they were all going meow meow meow meow meow meow so i started meowing along with them.

this little girl told me once that the sun follows her because she is special and i said ME TOO!

i am partially brain-damaged.