here is an impression of me when i am blasted obliterated busticated retardicated and decide to pick up strange cats and make them let me squeeze them with my love.

i can’t drink so much anymore cos i get wrecked a lot easier by upping my crazy pill dosage which is a shame cos i really enjoy drinking, like, a lot. i dunno if you knew that already. anyway, i am having insomnia cos of it. i go to bed thinking i am buzzed enough and watch futurama and family guy and then i realise i am not drunk and then i can’t sleep.

anyway here is a profound line that i dreamed of last nite. there are two sketchy guys who are in a fight and one says to the other,

“we are both standing beside each other swaying, however YOU sway in the opposite direction of me.”

maybe it was as me and maybe it was leaning instead of swaying either way i am a poetic genius subconsciously like an old crotchety chinese guy who says cool shit every ten seconds, chinese proverbs or whatever.

totally zen.

here is an impression of me when i am blasted obliterated busticated retardicated and decide to pick up strange cats and make them let me squeeze them with my love.

i can’t drink so much anymore cos i get wrecked a lot easier by upping my crazy pill dosage which is a shame cos i really enjoy drinking, like, a lot. i dunno if you knew that already. anyway, i am having insomnia cos of it. i go to bed thinking i am buzzed enough and watch futurama and family guy and then i realise i am not drunk and then i can’t sleep.

anyway here is a profound line that i dreamed of last nite. there are two sketchy guys who are in a fight and one says to the other,

“we are both standing beside each other swaying, however YOU sway in the opposite direction of me.”

maybe it was as me and maybe it was leaning instead of swaying either way i am a poetic genius subconsciously like an old crotchety chinese guy who says cool shit every ten seconds, chinese proverbs or whatever.

totally zen.

raymi i’ll buy a book when my horsehater.blogspot.com cafepress account gets back up to 20 bucks — i just got a check from them so it went back to 0

jamie gave me one of his books for free because he is a WAY better blog friend than you.

hey — i got a great marketing idea, — you should post reminding
people to buy your book every five minutes. wait. you already do that.

sincerely,

martha stewart

you are a fuckhead
i only have one copy of my book so far cos none of my cafe cash has cleared yet
i cant help it if my lifes work is in a book and no one cares as much as i do
which girl showed u my blog
maybe she should be my friend instead
why dont u and jamie gay off together til the end of the world

raymi i’ll buy a book when my horsehater.blogspot.com cafepress account gets back up to 20 bucks — i just got a check from them so it went back to 0

jamie gave me one of his books for free because he is a WAY better blog friend than you.

hey — i got a great marketing idea, — you should post reminding
people to buy your book every five minutes. wait. you already do that.

sincerely,

martha stewart

you are a fuckhead
i only have one copy of my book so far cos none of my cafe cash has cleared yet
i cant help it if my lifes work is in a book and no one cares as much as i do
which girl showed u my blog
maybe she should be my friend instead
why dont u and jamie gay off together til the end of the world

last nite i had nightmares about my front teeth being smashed out and i looked like a terrible hick and i think it’s cos i am going to the dentist for a cleaning for the first time since i was 18, almost 5 years. i’m scared. my dentist is mean. he gets really disappointed when i have cavities and i know i will have at least ten and one of my fillings fell out a long time agao and i didn’t say anything about it so he’ll be pissed about it but i’ll be all whatever dude YOU are the one who put it in there, maybe you should be re-considering your dentistry skills instead of coming down on some girl who hasn’t seen you in five years BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!

last nite i had nightmares about my front teeth being smashed out and i looked like a terrible hick and i think it’s cos i am going to the dentist for a cleaning for the first time since i was 18, almost 5 years. i’m scared. my dentist is mean. he gets really disappointed when i have cavities and i know i will have at least ten and one of my fillings fell out a long time agao and i didn’t say anything about it so he’ll be pissed about it but i’ll be all whatever dude YOU are the one who put it in there, maybe you should be re-considering your dentistry skills instead of coming down on some girl who hasn’t seen you in five years BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!