fil and i had a fancy dinner in port credit. we ate elk and duck and ostrich i think and bull as well. the elk was fuckin smoked and i felt like i was eating a fresh human’s organ or something. ik. i tried to ruin everything by bringing up a sensitive issue. when the waitress brought us our wine and showed us the bottle like they do in fancy joints i wanted to make a comment like oh how nice but all i could think of was OH HOW PRETENTIOUS so i didn’t say anything.

like alcoholics give a fuck about what their bottles of wine look like.

BITCH OPEN IT AND POUR IT DOWN MY GODDAMN THROAT!

we rented house of wax and are about to watch it so be sure to tune in tomorrow folks for my full amazingly intelligent synopsis of it.

paris hilton, what a star!

fil and i had a fancy dinner in port credit. we ate elk and duck and ostrich i think and bull as well. the elk was fuckin smoked and i felt like i was eating a fresh human’s organ or something. ik. i tried to ruin everything by bringing up a sensitive issue. when the waitress brought us our wine and showed us the bottle like they do in fancy joints i wanted to make a comment like oh how nice but all i could think of was OH HOW PRETENTIOUS so i didn’t say anything.

like alcoholics give a fuck about what their bottles of wine look like.

BITCH OPEN IT AND POUR IT DOWN MY GODDAMN THROAT!

we rented house of wax and are about to watch it so be sure to tune in tomorrow folks for my full amazingly intelligent synopsis of it.

paris hilton, what a star!

when i am done showering i take all of the hairs that have fallen out of my head and stick them on the wall because it drives fil crazy and sometimes i even spell his name with my hair because i am a romantic.

i watched million dollar baby this afternoon and i’d like to give a special shout out YOU ARE RETARDED to every person who told me that was a good movie. ??? uh, i didn’t cry once, everyone in that movie talks stupid and really quietly so i didn’t get that she was paralyzed ’til like 20 minutes after she told morgan freeman that she was. when clint eastwood euthanizes her she doesn’t say goodbye or i love you and neither does he, i was expecting some big holy shit that was emotional scene but i didn’t get it.

if you want me to ruin the ending of any other movie you are planning to see just let me know.

when i am done showering i take all of the hairs that have fallen out of my head and stick them on the wall because it drives fil crazy and sometimes i even spell his name with my hair because i am a romantic.

i watched million dollar baby this afternoon and i’d like to give a special shout out YOU ARE RETARDED to every person who told me that was a good movie. ??? uh, i didn’t cry once, everyone in that movie talks stupid and really quietly so i didn’t get that she was paralyzed ’til like 20 minutes after she told morgan freeman that she was. when clint eastwood euthanizes her she doesn’t say goodbye or i love you and neither does he, i was expecting some big holy shit that was emotional scene but i didn’t get it.

if you want me to ruin the ending of any other movie you are planning to see just let me know.

what’s up dude?

nothing. jus’ chillin’. you know how it is.

what’s up dude?

nothing. jus’ chillin’. you know how it is.