i tried to watch that movie taxi but the first ten minutes is just too ridiculous to stomache. queen latifah is this cycle courier who does all this insane biking around nyc, through macy’s and off the brooklyn bridge onto the top of a truck, down into the subway and through the open doors and dodges all these cars and shit like wtf?
and then she gets back to her courier stand and everyone is all like HOLLA! and then her hot tall model boyfriend shows up and is all lovey-dovey and in a bad mood cos she is all obsessed with her bicycle and becoming a cabbie and she gets this souped up part for the engine and she is like cumming in her pants over it meanwhile hot model boyfriend has a candlelit dinner waiting for her at home and she misses it cos she has to go wait in line for her cabbie license.
fuck that.
