i know i am like totally the coolest person ever and i can’t help it that everything i say and do is beyond the realm of awesome.
yesterday my mum called me chunky.
we went to the drive-in to see skeleton key and the 40 year old virgin.
in the car next to us there was this chick with the hugest ass ever and every time she got up to mix a drink or whatever i was like FIL FIL FIL LOOOOOOOOOK.
i hate myself.
