when you see all the toys your pets have formed emotional attachment to/with and how disgusting they are you begin to wonder if animals really are as smart as we make them out to be. at least i wonder that with my cat. if i touch one of his many chewed up furry whatever the fuck it is/was suppose to be whatevers he won’t shut up until he can touch it too and then he follows me around the house for no reason and i run away on purpose and he has to run too and i’m like dude, rocky, i’m just going to the fucking bathroom, R-E-L-A-X. it’s like he learned how to walk yesterday. aw but he’s so cute. i’m going to go cry in my wine now and think about animals.